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Doing the rounds at the mo

> "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
> Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips > > ***************************************
> Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
> "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
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> (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
> "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
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> To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted > for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
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> ****************************************
> West brom sang:
> the premier league is upside down
> the premier league is upside downwe'r up the top chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later > champions...............champions....... ......champions > > ***************************************
> He's here, he's there
> We're not allowed to swear
> Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
> Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
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> A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
> *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
> "Tim timminy
> Tim timminy
> Tim Tim Tirooo
> We've got Tim Howard
> and he says F*CK YOU!!
>
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> In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red,He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad > > ***************************************
> Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland > > ***************************************
> Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover...
He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
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> To the tune of Rebel Rebel
> Neville Neville, you play in defence, > Neville Neville, your play is immense, > Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad > > ****************************************
> Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> Blame it on Traore,
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> ........................................
> ........................................ ......
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> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
> Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 17, 14:34:55