A Salesman arrived at a B&B one evening after a days work,

It was the middle of winter so the only people there were the owners and their beautiful daughter Emma. As the night progressed the parents went to bed, leaving the salesmen in the TV lounge with their daughter. The salesmen felt quite horny so he reached and tried to hold her hand. 'Stop!' she yelled 'or i'll tell my dad on you!'
A little while later he leaned over and tried to kiss her behind the ear. 'Stop!' she yelled 'or i'll tell my dad on you!'
On his third attempt she melted into his arms, and they rolled about on the sofa making mad passionate love. After a wonderful time she snuggled up to the salesman and said 'Shall we try that again?' He duly obliged.
They snoozed a while, then she gently shook him saying 'Shall we go for the hat trick?' So the salesman rallied to the cause and they made love again.
About 20 mins later she shook him saying she wanted more. 'Stop!' cried the salesman 'or i'll tell your dad on you!'

Posted By: NCFC4life, Nov 13, 17:41:25