Picture the scene

Michael W-J: Well, the missus was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Wrath of the Barclay and catch the Reverend Husarmi. You boys listen to what he's got to say.
Worthy: Michael, I don't wanna listen to no jive ass preacher talking to me about technical ability and passing.
Michael W-J: Worthy, you get wise! You get to church!

At the Wrath of the Barclay:

MC: And now, this weeks sermon is from our beloved Reverend Iwan Husarmi.
Rev: And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound! What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost points. And I'm talking about the points against s**te teams like QPR and Luton, and the darkest Sheffield Wednesday. Wait a minute, the Lord says the points of us here at Carrow Road, they'll not find! Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the midfield runners they once chose not to follow! Don't be surprised when Deano and Leon score! For the day of the Playoffs cometh, out of deep in the night. Amen! Amen!

Doug L: Nige?you alright?

[Ray of sunlight shines through the messageboard onto Worthy.]

Worthy: The midfield... (louder) The midfield?
Rev: Do you see the light?
Worthy: (louder) The midfield!
Rev: Do you see the light?
Doug L: What light?
Rev: Have you seen the light?
Worthy: (Shouts) Yes, Yes! Jesus H. god damned bastard Christ, I have seen?THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Nov 11, 17:25:31