Why I don't keep any pets

Just got out of my car and saw next door's kids' ball in my garden, so I chipped it back over the wall (at the third attempt - my balance was off cos of the frozen pizzas in my hand, otherwise it'd have gone in the top corner of their garage door first time, no problem).

As I stood to check where it landed, I realised that their rabbit was wandering about, and that I'd narrowly missed him. Rabbit became aware of the ball, darted at it, and then performed a mazy dribble along their path, controlling it with his nose, before he eventually brought it to a halt, climbed aboard, and shagged it.

THAT is why I don't keep pets. They're animals, all of them.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 6, 12:23:17