ok H, just for you - say, right, what if you were out on a works do near Christmas at some

crappy gastropub, most people have driven because they don't really want to be there and want to get away as soon as possible - it gets to the dregs of the evening and a couple of pissed, screechy women from the office are left.

You make your way to the toilet to have a piss thinking 'maybe I can make last orders in the pub with my mates if I nick off now' - but then a displaced girl grabs your shirt and whispers harshly in your ear "I have put your mum and some of her crass, dress jewellery in a high tree house of my own making, she can't escape and her things are getting cold - to give her the freedom she craves you have to either: fluff up sixteen pillows in a mans house or call to a dangerous farmer, stroke his hessian-clad leg whilst placing a caterpillar's eye on his brow..

difficult one I know..

Posted By: malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:21:22