You may all have a joke...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section.

Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The shop owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."

The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive to the Wicklow Mountains until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.

"Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.

He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'.

As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Feck dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fecking dangerous fer me."

Posted By: Arganth, Nov 9, 14:14:34