Another FACT

Having succesfully traded Marilyn Monroe with the aliens to secure his return from the abduction covered up as a death, the CIA secretly cloned Elvis Presley. He is now living out a peaceful retirement in Madagascar. Meanwhile the entire CIA department tasked with evaluating the risk profile of Iraq is staffed by copies of The King. This account for the missing words censored from the publically released version of the Dodgy Dossier: Saddam has weapons of mass destruction which he can deploy within 45 minutes - and he ain't nothing but a hound dog. George Bush is rumoured to have replied "a little less information, a little more action baby" before invading.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Nov 9, 14:00:46