what about, say, right, you were on holiday - either in the Gambia or Kenya and, despite

all the doom-mongering and warnings from the Thompson rep, you have bought a game fishing trip from one of the locals on the beach, say Captain Tesco (operates north of Mombasa).

In your fifth hour at sea (having caught nothing) a dolphin (gay shark) shouts "Oi blondie, give us a smoke" and with its flipper that has bits missing from the edge of it, incongruously lobs a dog's hand at you, would it be ok?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Nov 8, 12:39:42