What about, right, say it was a cold, wet autumnal Sunday and your mum and dad had gone

round a friend's house and you were watching Reach for the Sky with a milky coffee and some chocolate (dark chocolate) digestives and then the bit comes on when Douglas Bader comes out with his new, shiny tinpot legs - what if a squirrel knocked on the patio doors and stuck some twigs to the glass with its spit?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Nov 8, 11:22:10