I love that word now

Mainly cos me and my mate were in a bookies, and this massive bald headed bloke walked in, and he was stood next to me and was looking at the horse form

And just as he wrote out his slip and went "HA! I hope this doesn't bother you after all I've done for you, WITCH!!!"

Then walked to the counter to put his bet on.

We had to wait for him to get a fair distance away before laughing our heads and going "WTF?"

His random 'mental' mutterings were fairly amusing, although I bit disturbing

A horse would flash past the winning post and he'd win and instead of going "yes I've won" it was like "I suppose this means I can't see the kids now?"

My mate would put this Trevor Brooking type voice on and from across the room would say quite fast "you effing mental cant!!"

Another classic Himmers tale told. How much of your life will you have lost reading this?

Posted By: pants, Nov 8, 09:42:19