Ha Ha

paddy walks into B&Q and says-

"i want 30 ton of sand,20 ton of cement,and 32000 bricks please"

"Thats an awful lot sir"says the assistant"what are you building?"

"Oim buildin a barbecue so it is"

"You don,t need that much sir!" says the assistant.

"oi f**kin do, i live on the 18th f**kin floor!"

Posted By: T 07, Nov 7, 17:02:41