ha ha

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She
asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied. The
teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Liverpool fan,
then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Norwich fan and proud of it," Mary
replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell,
are you a Norwich fan?" "Because my mum is a Norwich fan, and my dad is a
Norwich fan, so I'm a Norwich fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an
obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Norwich fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your
mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be
then?" Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

Posted By: T 07, Nov 7, 16:26:40