So ....

an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman go into the pub, and are having a quiet drink.
The Englishman says "I'm fed up of this pub, lets go to this pub I know it's the vest in the world! You go in buy a drink, then another, then the landlord buys you one!"
The scotsman says" I know of a pub better than that in Glasgow, where you go in, buy a drink, then the landlord buys you one. It's the best pub in the world"

So the Irishman pipes up and says " There's a pub in Dublin, where you go in and the landlord buys you a drink, then another, and another, and then you go out the back and get laid! It's the best pub in the world!"

The other two are amazed saying "there's no pub like that, how can he keep in busines? Have you been in there?"

The Irishman replies .....

wait for it.....

"No, but my sister has!"

Posted By: meeky, Nov 4, 14:57:48