If you answer at least 10 of these correctly then you are a geek.

1. You use "Hark" in every other sentence.
2. You regularly ask the barkeep (landlord) for a goblet of mead.
3. You are still a virgin after the age of 30.
4. Your mum still washes your hair.
5. You use talcum powder instead of having a shower.
6. Bath night is for playing with your model submarine.
7. You masturbate over pictures of elephants fornicating.
8. You always carry at least nine handkerchiefs
9. You have names for your favourite handkerchiefs
10. You drew a picture of a naked woman with a crayon on your favourite handkerchief and then used it to masturbate.
11. You still draw treasure maps.
12. You go to Grimes Graves for birthday outtings and the only other guests are your great aunts.
13. You wish you were one of the first chimpanzees in space.
14. You play crib.
15. You wear your best clothes to go to the Natural History Museum and you're 46.
16. When all the kids used to sniff glue in the churchyard you hid in the loft and had three tablespoons of cough linctus.
17. You always have spinach on your teeth.

Posted By: mickfoot, Nov 4, 12:44:59