When I was a cub I invented a name for a particular type of fart - a piffca...

...because the sound a piffca was not dissimilar to a "pifffff", an airy, fizzy sort of a sound which would be closely followed by the owner of said fart sighing with a hearty "ahhhhhh" - hence piffca...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Nov 3, 14:44:46