Rome - match ratings

Totty: 7.3
Historically inaccurate gore: 8
Nudity entirely unrelated to plot: 7
Realistic battle scenes: 7
Unnecessary shagging scenes: 7
Unlikely shagging scenes in terms of totty rating to bloke ugliness factor: 9
Propensity for full frontal nude totty as opposed to tastefully concealed men: 8. Top misogony there.
Random golden eagle: 6
Dialogue: -257

My six year old could write better than that. "Mother they are particular friends of mine". "Brutus, me old cock". Old cock indeed.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Nov 3, 13:35:43