2 old women sitting in the park have a smoke

Suddenly it starts to rain. One of the old women pulls out a pack of condoms. "What on earth have you got them for?" says the other old lady. "Observe" and the old dear preceeds to put the condom on the cigarette to keep it dry. "Now I can smoke in the rain".

"Genius" said the other old lady and promptly set of for the chemists. On entering she says to the man behind the counter "I'd like some condoms please". The man looks at her strangely and says "Errm, any particular kind madam?". "It doesn't matter, just so long as it'll fit a camal"

Posted By: DDiM, Nov 2, 16:06:35