An apology...

...a little while ago to day I had sex with myself which I told you all about on the board...I didn't enjoy it and had to do it several times more times (1000's if I'm honest) to make sure I wasn't enjoying it (ironically it turns out I was)...

Anyway, I'd like to apologise to Norwich City Football Club, Nigel Worthington, the NCFC management team, the players and anyone that knows me for making us lose every game, ever, because of my flagrant and perpetual self abuse...

Sorry all...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Nov 1, 13:02:47