Your private life passed unmentioned.

I'd like to point out categorically, by the way, that I am not having sex with Simon Charlton. I often fantasise about him, but purely in football terms.

I have no idea why people post about players' private lives. I imagine it's because a) They think it's funny and b) In a not unrelated point, they're imbeciles.

Obviously I'm not going to repeat the numerous libellous allegations, but they involved marital statuses, sexuality and (worst of all) the proposition that we should re-sign Gary Holt.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 1, 02:09:44