Holty 4 England?

Haven't seen any twitter campaigns as yet but he would be my choice replacement for Carroll. Main reasons:

1. Comparable arse size so will take up the same amount of space on the bench
2. Probably eats the same amount of grub so no need to change catering arrangements
3. I still love Holty even if he is a fat tory c**t
4. deserves some national recognition.
5. Think he would actually do a good job as a 80th minute striker
6. I think it would do him/ us good

Posted By: Waddockhunt, Sep 2, 10:54:38