VILLA, Aston f**king VILLA

A s**t club in a s**thole city with moronic fans whose voices are incomprehensible whines and whose only employment in their miserable benefit claiming lives has been a YTS toilet cleaning programme. The absolute epitome of mediocrity. If your wife leaves you for the football equivalent of George Clooney you can understand it, but this is like her leaving you for the equivalent of David Mellor.

Aston f**king Villa. And the t**ts beat us in the 1975 League Cup Final, I've never forgiven them for that, Keelan SAVED that penalty and that tosser Graydon should have been penalised for being offside or fouling the defence or looking nastily at the ref or having stupid sideburns or SOMETHING before he tucked away the rebound.

And they're supported by chinless t**ts like Prince Horseface and Posh Boy Cameron, or mockney t**ts like Nigel the Fiddler, and they're Yank owned, and their strip is like a sheep's placenta that's been left in the rain for a week

And they relegated us once, and this summer their fans knew they were going to get McJudas so could gloat over us even while we were humping them at Carrow Road

Asarrggh. I hope a plague of alien insects descends on them and eats their entire board. I hope they build a new training ground on top of an abandoned plague graveyard, triggering a medieval curse and resulting in mysterious and agonising deaths for every player who doesn't genuflect three times before leaving the showers. I hope the ancient Mayan prophecy that they will suffer 14 consecutive relegations is fulfilled.

Of all clubs to leave us for ... ASTON FUCKING VILLA!!!

Posted By: Old Git, May 31, 15:53:17