Take your fourth best filthy slut olive oil two lugs over half a handful of tomatoes, get some basil FUCKING RIP THE CUNT DON'T FUCKING KNIFE IT RIP IT TO FUCKING SHREDS SHOW THE BASTARD WHO'S BOSS bump bump and grind your second best green peppercorns and HAVE A WANK GO ON THINK OF PIPPA'S ARSE and then sit back and enjoy your tomNO NO I DITTUNT MEAN WANK ON THE TOMATOES YOU SICK CUNT that's what kitchen roll is for anyway f**k it I'm off down the boozer.
You little tiger!
Posted By: Jamie Oliver, May 30, 20:55:18
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