I'm glad you're in. You're certainly the one best qualified to advise on my

current love dilemma. Sigh. It's like this: after many years of pretending that I'm in a loving relationship with Kate Beckinsale, I'm being nagged by the urge to either ditch her or two-time her by pretending I'm in a loving relationship with Eva Green instead.

O, woe is me, what to do? It's like an itch you can't scrath, innit.

yes, 'scrath'

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 19:30:17

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