This review of Leeds' season made me laugh

Team: Leeds United

Best moment - 28th May, 2:15pm, final whistle of a awful season
Worst moment - Forest t**tting us 7-3 at home or Blackpool t**tting us 5-0 at home
Best player - Robert Snodgrass
Worst player - Mika Varynen
Best young player (U23 at the start of the season) - Tom Lees
Best signing - Andy Lonergan
Worst signing - Andros Townsend, spineless plum
Best Goal - Adam Clayton, Leicester away

What has this season taught you? - We are s**t, yet again
What changes would you like to see in the summer? - Lots and lots
Overall score - 5/10

4 word review of Leeds United,

Shower of hopeless bastards

1) Lonergan - Can catch, can?t kick
2) Connolly - Hopeless, clueless Scouse chancer
3) Kisnorbo - Is he dead yet?
4) Bruce - Dont. Let. It. Bounce.
5) O?Brien - Hopefully goodbye then, s**tbag
6) Rogers - Dead before his time
7) Gradel - I miss you Max
7) Varynen - Erm? And you were?
8) Brown - Borderline psychotic octogenerian carthorse
9) Paynter - Like a weeping clown
10) Becchio - Dog chasing a beachball
11) Sam - Stay at Notts County
12) Rachubka - Haunts all my nightmares
14) Howson - I loved you Jonny
15) Clayton - Started well, went s**t
16) Pugh - Poor man?s Andy Hughes
18) Forssell - You were a footballer?
20) Nunez - Teeny tiny latino donkey
21) McCarthy - Cheers for the penalty
22) Lees - Smile, you miserable bastard
23) Snodgrass - You?re our only hope
24) Taylor - What was the point?
25) Webber - How?d you miss that?
26) Bromby - Long throw. Nowt else.
27) Somma - Probably dead by now
28) White - Fast, but still s**te
29) Thompson - Never gonna make it
30) Cairns - Marginally better than Rachubka
33) Robinson - Should?ve signed the keeper
38) Keogh - Forgot you?d played here
44) McCormack - Liked the overhead kick
48) O?Dea - More like ?Oh Dear?

Simon Grayson - Au Revoir Mr. Scapegoat
Neil Redfearn - Thanks for that, Redders
Neil Warnock - Record breaker! (slow clap)

Ken Bates - f**k off and die.

Posted By: Brandonio, May 20, 16:40:33