see? better already. I should do this for a living.

"Doctor, it's terrible, my life is rubbish, I'm under so much pressuree at work, and my wife doesn't understand and she's no help, and my kids hate me and I think they're selling drugs and my car is dying and I can't afford to fix it and I think I may have to take a pay cut and then I might not be able to pay my mortgage and...."
"Can I just stop you there? If it helps, I have no plans to bum you"

"Actually, I do feel better now. Thanks!"

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 19, 17:19:47