Good news from the Guardian: Lambo's not going to Villa

Bad news from the Guardian: lambo's going to West Brom

Basically this is like being a rather average looking bloke who's managed to pull an absolute stunner that no-one else knew, and now he's introduced her to all his mates he finds that half of them are trying to shag her, so now he's spending his entire life worrying about whether she thinks they're better looking, richer or have bigger cocks than him

Posted By: Old Git, May 15, 09:39:12