Just had the most twisted four days in Benidorm. What a f**king piss-hole.

One guy didn't make it through customs at Liverpool, another got detained and sent straight back home as soon as we arrived. Lost a man for 18 hours. Massive fight. Free shots with your breakfast.

But the best/most twisted part was there was a dwarf in our room on the last morning. A real dwarf with a massive black eye and coke all over his face.

Never, ever going back to that horrible twisted place.

Posted By: tudders, May 2, 22:13:00