i think this is how it went down

Doy. I hate rob, he is so ugly and stupid.

Rob. hi there sweet cheeks, i think i have noticed you checking me out.

Doy. hmmm maybe.

Rob. fancy a date next Thursday sugar tits

Doy. Yes yes yes i would love to

Rob. ok darling see you then

oh that rob, he's so dreamy! swoon.

Posted By: earlydoors, Apr 27, 13:49:05