She was....

doing it in the road late at night in the rain wasn't my thing, but I got a BJ out of it.

A few months later, I was walking home in the pitch black and I heard something in a grass verge. I thought it was an animal in pain so I went to have a look. I got right next to the animal only to discover it was her shagging someone.

I said "I'm really sorry, I thought that you were a sheep" and I went home.

A couple of weeks later, I saw her with the guy in a pub and we had a good laugh about it.

Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 2, 20:30:35