I think that's for the best.

At 05:20 this morning, in the shower, my half-asleep brain was doing "songs for Chelsea" during its warm-up cycles.

Came up with:

"Oh Chelsea, Chelsea!
What a f**king massive set of utter c**ts!"

To the tune of Oh Danny Danny, Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Crow! or Fine Day by Miss Jane if you can get it to scan. You can substitute into the tune name another player other than Danny Crow if he's a bit too small-time-never-was for you.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:09:19