I don't know why they don't have different coloured grass in different parts of the pitch.

Or, alternatively, not grass. Seasonal vegetables. Potatoes, carrots and so on. Imagine a penalty area sown with, I don't know, broccoli. Goals would be hard to come by at first but by the end of the season it'd be clear. And food for half time as well.

Don't rule it out, now.

Posted By: APB, Aug 22, 21:19:06