TheBig_Sam

Rode around Canary Wharf this evening atop my hound, Fergie. Just patrolling the area and making sure no s**t was going down.

Some c**t in a bandana offered me six bottles of CK One Summer for ?20, out of a crate filled with plunder from his filthy bout of thievery.

"Criminality!" I roared, and jerked Fergie into action. He leapt at the f**ker like a magnificent steed, crashing into him head first.

I dismounted the hound and set about the hooligan with a show of astoundingly brutal Karate. It was as swift and devastating as Chlamydia.

After I'd finished with the little ballbag, I tied him to a postbox and left him for the rats. Then Fergie & I rode back off into the night.

Not before I grabbed all the CK One Summer, though. Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 08:33:20