Need some advice (genuinely)

I have quite a lot of kids, and would like to take them somewhere in the holibobs. Eldest Daughter's school is insisting they turn up tomorrow and Thursday (none of the other schools are doing that) which is pissing me off royally.

However that leaves Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday to take them somewhere nice for a day out (or maybe two).

Is the View Of The Board that Friday would be an inspired day to do this, because every other f**ker will be glued to the inconsequential matrimony of two posh people who met at University and decided they liked each other (which, to be fair, is a bit of an advance), so the likes of Legoland or Alton Towers would be relatively empty?

Or, that Friday would be a f**king stoopid time to do this as no c**t cares and everyone will be trying to avoid the royal wedding by doing a 360 rollercoaster?

Many thanks in advance for your wise counsel, oh brethren of the Wrath

Posted By: Old Man, Apr 26, 18:50:48