Reply from the Deputy Prime Ministers Office:-

Mr C. Canary
No longer in Cheltenham
England

Dear Mr Canary,

I know you were promised a Horsemug, but you see things have changed.

I initially made that promise safe in the knowledge that WFLGH wouldn't score a hattrick in a 4-1 derby win and I'd therefore never have to deliver on that personal guarantee.

Unfortunately, my bluff was called and s**t got serious. I therefore can't deliver on what was an empty promise.

Don't be surprised as I am a politician after all.

Still I'm alright Jack, I'm personally very wealthy, earn s**tloads and my kids need never worry.

Yours sincerely,
Nick Clegg

Posted By: jafski, Dec 9, 13:49:17