truck loaded with provisions: H hour -10 and a bit

24 bottles of water
chicken vindaloo
pilau rice
steak au poivre (tesco's f**king finest)
garlic and rosemary spuds
lamb something
assorted tins of beans and all day breakfast malarkey
wedge of port salut and some biskwits
bottle of australian red wine. wolf blass
weetabix
4 litres of cow juice
1 litre of fresh orange juice (with extra juicy bits)
some crisps
clementines or tangerines or satsumers (not shure)
eggs (chicken)
pat A
pg tips
gold blend
tabasco sauce
ketchup
did i say loaf of bread? no, loaf of bread then.
anchor spreadable butter
bacon (tesco's f**king sweet cured motherbastard finest)
sausages (as per bacon)
cooking oil.
salt and pepper
arse stationery x 2 rolls

both tanks are full of diesel
water tank full
satnav set to "stun"

shades on dashboard

mp3 player fully loaded with s**t music and some audio books.

"let's f**king rock and roll"

mollusc

Posted By: Tombs, Sep 22, 16:49:35