Roy Keane visits the Pope with his dead dog

"Father, would you please bring my dead dog back to life so that I may enjoy watching and playing with him when he is at his best"?
The Pope takes one look at the dog and says "I'm sorry my son but that is not possible, we are given only one glorious period and when it is over it is over"...
With that the dog is taken away.
After reflecting quietly Keane says "Ok..in that case could you make Ipswich Town champions on the last day of the season in front of a full house at Portman Road"... the Pope narrows his eyes and shouts out "Could someone bring the dog back through please"

Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 20, 12:29:21