WotB Psychometric Tests

1. What are you having for lunch?
a) Bacon sarnie, cuppa. None of that foreign s**t!
b) Feta cheese floating in sake, with sprinklings of paprika and rosemary, served in a kimono.

2. What is your opinion of Norwich City and Ireland defender/striker Gary Doherty?
a) Unbelievable liability who's cost the club every game they've lost since 1902
b) Unjustly maligned, actually. Thinking this makes me better than you.

3. Are you an indie jessie?
a) If knowing the artist, title, producer and recording studio of each and every track on the NME's C86 compilation makes me an indie jessie, then yes, I'm an indie jessie.
b) Fuck off and listen to The Smiths, you c**t.

4. When Margaret Thatcher finally dies, will you:
a) Dance on her grave?
b) Go on a message board posting about how great she was, rubbing your hands with glee as all the NBMBPCCs (as you think of them) vent their spleen into empty cyberspace?

Feel free to add more.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 2, 10:33:41