My favourite pre-weekend headline

"Let's silence 'Lisbie the lip'" I imagine the conversation went like this:

Gunny: We need to shut Kevin Lisbie up

Nelson: Shall I tell him one of my mother-in-law jokes?

Gunny: I like your thinking Les, but that won't do

Teapot: I could run round and round in circles and then give him the ball

Gunny: Wes we all expect more from you. You are our new hero.

Teapot: Ok Boss. I'll trash his caravan.

Gunny: Good stuff Wes. But we need something on the pitch.

Cody: I could take a flick on from Holty and out it in their net.

Gunny: Cody you're a young lad, you're new to the professional game. Listen to your Uncle Gunny: we don't do stuff like that at Delia Smith's Norwich City. Keep on talking like that and you'll NEVER get a start.

Donkey: I could go to the press and tell them how well we're going to do next week.

Gunny: We've been trying that for 4 years Eeyore. All that does is WIND UP OUR OWN FANS by making you look like A BIG-MOUTHED ARROGANT CUNT who plays for a LAUGHING STOCK.

Gunny: Here's what we'll do. WE'LL LEAVE HIM COMPLETELY UNMARKED FROM A SET-PIECE SO HE CAN SCORE WITH A FREE HEADER. HE'LL NEVER EXPECT THAT BECAUSE EVEN IN THIS LEAGUE NO-ONE COULD BELIEVE PLAYERS COULD BE SO UNPROFESSIONAL.

Posted By: Chester Drawers, Aug 10, 09:02:38