Player ratings....

All 0
Except Cody and Tom

Mr Gunn as I suspected is tactically clueless. Even the U's fans knew it with their "Bryan Gunn is a f**king genius" chant.
Here's a clue Bryan... if you play well against a strong premiership side in your last warm up game it might be a good move to play the same formation and team in the first game... otherwise what is the f**king point of the friendly? Certainly it's not to say "well that went well... let's have a think how we can f**k it up for next week!"

And now to the most vexing question of the day... how did we ever sign that f**king dingo goalkeeper? W've been sold a real lemon. All I can think of is that nobody actually scouted him and we've actually signed a wicketkeeper. But we hear that Crooky recommended him... if that is the case every time he speaks to Gunn for the rest of his tenure this season Gunn should just say "shut the f**k up."

Highlight of the day was the chant "only one Jimmy Saville" at what can only havae been the UK's first Albino footballer.

1 f**king 7!

It can't get any worse surely

Posted By: Pixelman, Aug 8, 17:57:16