I wish my job was like being a professional footballer.

Every time I'd switched jobs I'd have got a signing on fee. And then I could get offered a 3 or 4 year contract, work for a couple of months then call in the rest of the year sick, then decide I wanted to leave and they'd have to let me go AND pay me a "settlement".

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 12:42:58