Alice, Phillippe, Thomas and Bunty popped up to the Hall last night - we're staying with

the Fondant-Smythes for a few days. Needless to say the shampoo was flowing and, after tea, Bunty and Alice decided it would be jolly if we all went skinny dipping in the loch. Phillippe, Thomas and myself led the proceedings, stripped off pronto and jumped in off the high bank. Alice was next. Unfortunately Bunty, poor gal, took a bit of a run up and leapt over the edge, catching her ridiculously hairy mary on a gorse bush. She hung there for a good hour or two whilst we swam, played crib and Thommo took potshots at her tits with his Tisdall Damascus. Eventually Privet, Tonker's man, came down with some shears and, whilst averting his eyes, cut a swathe through her fanny hair. She bounced off the rocks a couple of times and in she went - she's a good old stick. Later that night I caught Tonker giving Alice a right good seeing to over the snooker table - he's got an arse like a thrup'ney rabbit!

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:39:56