Messages For 30th June 2024

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  Anyone ever been carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees?
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 22:19:03
• Var of course will be checking it
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 21:52:25
• 1
  Watching Spain destroy Georgia shows how far England gave to go
  Posted By: Joe Strimmer, Jun 30, 21:49:32
• 2
  Why are Spain still attacking?
  Posted By: jamesward, Jun 30, 21:39:29
• 1
  We need to sign some Georgians.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 21:32:51
• 1
  Bellingham ..after he scores the goal
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 21:24:15
• OutGate.
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 30, 21:22:58
• Nice to see Alexei Sayle sorting the subs for Georgia
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 21:22:12
• 2
  so I,m confused ....
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 21:12:54
• 1
  Darts
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 21:02:07
• I VARed it and he moved just in time sadly
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 20:41:30
• 9
  Classy goal
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 20:39:49
• 3
  Loving this game. Georgia are off the chain.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 20:31:02
• 2
  Inflatable canaries representing at Glastonbury for Shania
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jun 30, 20:25:42
• 2
  Hahahahaah
  Posted By: jamesward, Jun 30, 20:19:41
• Georgia!
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 20:19:13
• Esplolia
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 20:19:06
• 2
  Gooooooal
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 20:19:03
• 3
  After that game I think everybody deserves the day off tomorrow
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 20:11:53
• 3
  England, Switzerland, Netherlands, Romania, Turkey, Austria
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Jun 30, 20:04:11
• Southgate you're the one 🎶
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 30, 20:01:08
• 2
  England's route to victory
  Posted By: Coo Doo Buh, Jun 30, 19:57:22
• They ve been working on the details 🤦‍♂️
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:46:11
• Easy ⚽️
  Posted By: Azteca, Jun 30, 19:43:19
• 2
  Oceangate are better at making subs than Southgate...
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Jun 30, 19:43:03
• Buy a lottery ticket gareth ..it’s your lucky day
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 19:41:14
• Love my country. Well done England.
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 19:40:49
• Feels like it prolongs the pointlessness
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:40:48
• 3
  Absolute travesty that we won the game
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 19:39:30
• 3
  This commentator is fucking useless
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:39:00
• 4
  Toney our nemesis been great
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 19:34:27
• 1
  Toney
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 19:33:19
• Toney's been great
  Posted By: mr carra, Jun 30, 19:33:04
• 1
  Has Gordon done a shite on Southgate’s bed
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 19:31:04
• 2
  England favourites for the Euros again
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 19:29:18
• 2
  Funny how they’re not diving onto the floor United all the time now
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 19:27:28
• That was more than a yellow
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 19:25:05
• So Kane and Bellingham can’t take a pen if needed ..ok
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 19:22:07
• 4
  Switzerland will murder us if we play like this
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:21:40
• 1
  Just the bloody football
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 19:20:21
• When winning id suggest playing Eze at left back might not be the safest plan
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 30, 19:19:42
• 1
  Thank God Slovakia didn't attack for most of the game
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:18:38
• 1
  Well done lads
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 19:17:47
• Need a 3rd while they are pushing for an equaliser
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 19:08:45
• 1
  "Dear Jumbo1, can I have your kecks?"
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 19:07:56
• Southgate is clearly playing 4d chess at a level we mortals can’t comprehend
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 19:07:49
• Everyone behind the ball now and dropping deep...
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 19:05:21
• 3
  I've always been very very clear: kane is a true great
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:05:11
• Toney what an assist
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 19:04:59
• Come on keep attacking don’t sit back
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 19:04:46
• Never.In.Doubt.
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 19:04:44
• See what happens when you play that Kane fellow
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 19:04:38
• It’s coming home
  Posted By: loz, Jun 30, 19:04:37
• NEVER IN DOUBT
  Posted By: shoddy, Jun 30, 19:04:33
• Somewhere, Graham Potter is silently putting away the suit he'd got out 10 minutes ago
  Posted By: LincolnshireCanary, Jun 30, 19:04:27
• Get In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 19:03:55
• Get the defenders on!!!
  Posted By: Ben, Jun 30, 19:03:46
• COME ON YOU ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PLAYERS
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 19:03:44
• Yessssss. Football eh?????
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 19:03:40
• SLOLvakia
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 19:03:36
• Undeserved, but I'll take it
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 19:03:35
• Hahahahaha
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Jun 30, 19:03:14
• 2
  Still watching Janelle Monae
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Jun 30, 19:00:39
• Lose on pens lol
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 19:00:28
• Stream pooped out just before the goal
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:59:46
• Never in doubt.
  Posted By: tudders, Jun 30, 18:59:41
• 1
  Absolute daylight robbery. We’ve been a fucking shambles.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 18:58:50
• Well text booked everyone
  Posted By: seminated_woolly, Jun 30, 18:57:54
• 1
  2 subs left for extra time, Slovakia tiring, it's coming home!
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Jun 30, 18:57:39
• 1
  Sir Gareth
  Posted By: norwaay, Jun 30, 18:57:33
• 1
  Southgate in
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:57:20
• Abysmal performance... One moment of individual brilliance.
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:57:14
• LOLF Inspired!
  Posted By: Huge Small, Jun 30, 18:56:24
• 1
  Book a hotel for the final
  Posted By: shoddy, Jun 30, 18:56:20
• Of all the people to dig that out. What a leader at such a young age
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 18:56:15
• WOW
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 18:56:13
• 1
  What a finish...
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:56:05
• What a player
  Posted By: loz, Jun 30, 18:55:36
• COME ON YOU ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PLAYERS
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 18:55:28
• yesssssss
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 18:55:09
• Wow!
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Jun 30, 18:54:58
• My word
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:54:51
• 3
  Southgate all his own work
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 18:53:42
• Lost to Iceland because they had more heart and passion
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 18:53:34
• 2
  What an embarrassing exit that is. Southgate Kane and Bellingham my main let downs
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 18:53:14
• Thanks for some great tournament performances Gareth
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:52:40
• 4
  Everything Southgate has achieved - entirely undone here.
  Posted By: norwaay, Jun 30, 18:52:30
• All shape lost now... easy this for Slovakia to see out
  Posted By: seminated_woolly, Jun 30, 18:51:05
• Start the plane!!!!!
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 18:50:48
• Much much worse than Iceland, because that england squad was wank
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 18:50:11
• Taxi for Southgate
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 18:50:06
• Should have been at least 6-7 minutes injury time
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:50:04
• 2
  Gareth Sackedgate
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 18:49:04
• 2
  Kane gives it away again
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 18:45:27
• Time to bring on a dcm 👊
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 18:43:37
• 6
  If we don't score in the next 8 minutes we're out
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 18:43:35
• 1
  Any chance of using our subs?
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:42:51
• 1
  Another Southgate Pizza Hut ad with his head in a bag incoming
  Posted By: mr carra, Jun 30, 18:42:22
• 1
  Does that count as our first shot on target (after 80 minutes)?
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:41:15
• The curse of ITV strikes again?
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jun 30, 18:41:10
• 2
  Again Kane you cunt
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:40:32
• Our left side is so bad
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:40:22
• There’s players in this Slovakia team that can really hurt you with their quality
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 18:40:03
• 1
  Mainoo been decent. Bellingham and Kane very poor
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 18:39:07
• 2
  Get Grant Hanley on…..Sorry, I’ve had whaskey
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 18:38:00
• 1
  Norwich’s Harry Kane
  Posted By: Old Git, Jun 30, 18:37:41
• Well done Kane you bottling cunt
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:37:39
• 2
  The lack of subs is becoming almost comical now
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:37:13
• 2
  This game is crying out for a Kalvin Phillips
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 18:33:26
• Janelle Monae is on at Glasto
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Jun 30, 18:32:53
• Makes you wonder if they just want this over so they can go on holiday
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 18:32:45
• 2
  Every England game has been just miserable to watch
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:31:50
• Keep it tight and we might only lose by the one
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 18:31:05
• 3
  We should bring on that Harry Kane
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 18:30:38
• Crossed into the box are abysmal. Weighted and gives the strikers zero chance.
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 18:29:33
• 1 (one) sub after 65 minutes
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:26:10
• VAR doesn’t check yellows you cunt
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:25:16
• "and of course var will be checking it"
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 18:23:51
• Liam Gibbs will be on soon
  Posted By: Ben, Jun 30, 18:23:44
• 1
  How is that not a yellow when others were?!
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 18:22:50
• 2
  Bring. On. Some. Fucking. Subs. You. Fucker.
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 18:22:03
• 2
  Trippier cutting in on his right when he has the space of a small African country to roam
  Posted By: seminated_woolly, Jun 30, 18:21:57
• 1
  Generic moan
  Posted By: Legacy Fan, Jun 30, 18:21:32
• 1
  How is that not a yellow?
  Posted By: Old Git, Jun 30, 18:19:39
• Ref totally bottled a red card there
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:19:38
• 4
  Career ending stuff from Southgate
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 18:17:39
• 1
  Southgate Wagner school of management …
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 18:17:16
• 2
  Kane is dreadful so many misplaced passes
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 18:16:34
• Unbelievable how poor we look
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:16:09
• Jesus fucking Christ.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 18:15:48
• 1
  Any chance of some subs Gareth
  Posted By: loz, Jun 30, 18:15:05
• That would have been very funny tbf
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:14:54
• Makes our defending look world class
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:14:31
• 1
  Jus stay behind the ball you
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 18:10:39
• Nice while it lasted
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 18:10:38
• 2
  Get In!!!!!
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 18:10:06
• 1
  Bugger
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 18:10:02
• 2
  Get in there
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 18:09:30
• COME ON YOU ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PLAYERS
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 18:09:20
• 1
  I cannot understand this. Nothing makes sense.
  Posted By: norwaay, Jun 30, 18:08:29
• We’re just doing the same thing
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 18:08:23
• 2
  Get Foden in the bloody ten
  Posted By: loz, Jun 30, 18:02:50
• England so unbalanced, get Gordon on and stay wide
  Posted By: Gazzaman, Jun 30, 18:02:32
• 1
  Sad thing did anyone really expect anything different?
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 18:01:25
• 1
  I'm not sure I've ever seen harry kane actually play well
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 18:01:21
• Got a Crimpet for wraps today. Gave up watching and bashed out a CHEESE TOASTIE
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 18:00:03
• What a miserable first half
  Posted By: Azteca, Jun 30, 17:58:24
• 1
  Palmer and Gordon on please.
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 17:57:40
• 1
  Arrest Southgate.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 17:56:50
• Abysmal
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Jun 30, 17:55:15
• 1
  How can a manager make such good players look 💩
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 17:54:08
• 1
  Scotland would beat us at this rate 🤦🏻‍♂️
  Posted By: footymadman, Jun 30, 17:52:49
• Palmer for Saka x
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jun 30, 17:52:48
• 1
  Bright side
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 17:52:31
• 2
  I don't remember many sideways or backward passes from the Slovakian defence
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 17:50:13
• 3
  Give Hughton the 2nd half
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 17:50:09
• An absolute omnishambles. There isn’t a single facet of this that is working.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 17:47:45
• Are we time wasting?
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 17:45:54
• 1
  There is just zero urgency in the England build up play
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 17:45:38
• 4
  The issue is the coach, a team with these players should be significantly better
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, Jun 30, 17:43:32
• 1
  England no longer favourites for the Euros
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 17:42:29
• 1
  When was the last time anybody saw Harry Kane run?
  Posted By: mr carra, Jun 30, 17:42:00
• 3
  Gordon for Bellingham, Palmer for Saka
  Posted By: norwaay, Jun 30, 17:41:48
• Someone’s put concrete in the engerland players’ shorts again x
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jun 30, 17:40:26
• 4
  If it helps, I’ve bought a toaster during this dross.
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 17:37:01
• 4
  Norwich might beat England
  Posted By: jamesward, Jun 30, 17:36:40
• No way England get back in this game
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jun 30, 17:35:30
• 1
  Changes in formation and personal needed urgently
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 17:35:29
• 4
  Anyone actually think we will go through?
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 17:35:20
• 3
  Can we sack a manager mid game?
  Posted By: phrankin, Jun 30, 17:33:59
• When we had the ball there, we had zero movement. None.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 17:33:56
• Truly, utterly crap
  Posted By: paulg, Jun 30, 17:33:38
• Losing 0.95-0.16 on xG
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 17:33:08
• Christ alive this is shite. just WTF?
  Posted By: shoddy, Jun 30, 17:32:51
• Gareth has found a system that doesn’t work for a single player in it
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 17:32:02
• We're playing like we're three up and conserving energy
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jun 30, 17:31:36
• Time to watch the darts
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 17:30:59
• 2
  The Skovakian media were dead right
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 17:30:49
• Thank fuck it’s Wimbledon Eve
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 17:30:16
• Amazing how a man can get paid 5 million to serve up this crap
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 17:30:11
• 1
  I'm missing Shania Twaine for these cunts.
  Posted By: tudders, Jun 30, 17:28:39
• Atrocious defending today
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 30, 17:27:26
• So shit x
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jun 30, 17:27:14
• I said to USH jnr 5 mins in, they look dangerous and we look shaky
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jun 30, 17:27:13
• 1
  Stunning Southgate
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 30, 17:27:09
• It’s goodnight from me
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 17:27:04
• Shameful performance
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 30, 17:26:47
• 1
  Maybe for the best
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 17:26:46
• Important not to peak too early
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 17:26:39
• 2
  Paging Tricky Hawes...
  Posted By: tudders, Jun 30, 17:26:15
• No suprise . Bye bye Southgate
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jun 30, 17:25:50
• Fuck sake
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 17:25:23
• This is really shit tiki-taka
  Posted By: Old Git, Jun 30, 17:22:09
• Awful ref
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 17:20:38
• Game over …
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 17:18:37
• This ref is determined to be a decisive factor in the game
  Posted By: Kev, Jun 30, 17:18:19
• 4 yellows
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 30, 17:17:29
• 1
  COME ON YOU ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮 󠁧󠁿 PLAYERS
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 30, 17:15:30
• 1
  Everyone's gonna get booked
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jun 30, 17:14:17
• Players running forwards with the ball
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jun 30, 17:12:59
• 2
  Spooning it into row Z kind of sums us up so far
  Posted By: Old Git, Jun 30, 17:10:20
• 1
  Be surprised if we finish with 11 on the pitch
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 30, 17:09:33
• 1
  Shaw
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jun 30, 17:09:08
• Fast shot on target from Kane there
  Posted By: footymadman, Jun 30, 17:02:18
• ITV commercial city
  Posted By: Biggles, Jun 30, 16:58:55
• Rousing anthem: ✔️. X
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jun 30, 16:58:37
• One the ball ⚽️ 3 lions 🦁 🦁 🦁 never mind the danger!
  Posted By: footymadman, Jun 30, 16:58:17
• 1
  So which Wrathers have eschewed the footie
  Posted By: Oscarnary, Jun 30, 16:32:33
• 1
  Mainoo
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 30, 16:05:45
• 1
  Come on Lando
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Jun 30, 15:12:54
• 5
  James live at Glasto now. Always top notch live.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jun 30, 15:05:30
• 1
  When does the match picks window open?
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Jun 30, 14:01:42
• 6
  Would nodge pay 15 Million euro for ..
  Posted By: Lager top, Jun 30, 13:39:02
• 6
  What’s going on?
  Posted By: jamesward, Jun 30, 12:27:14
• 8
  I'm 89
  Posted By: Godwin Mercer, Jun 30, 12:03:43
• 19
  About Anglia 16th March 1989
  Posted By: Godwin Mercer, Jun 30, 10:57:04
• 5
  City Cerebal Palsy team winning on TNt now
  Posted By: trt354, Jun 30, 10:08:55
• 4
  DCM Klaxon! 🚨🚨🚨
  Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Jun 30, 09:29:56
• 8
  I love Coldplay. But that was their worst set I’ve seen
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jun 30, 09:25:23
• Also please follow my channels Darren Talks Cricket and Shit Villages on Youtube
  Posted By: Darren Millet, Jun 30, 09:17:05
• 3
  Is that Chris Martin's normal voice? Does he sound like that on the phone to British Gas?
  Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Jun 30, 09:11:48
• 3
  Ron Willet AKA NCFC 4 LiFE
  Posted By: Darren Millet, Jun 30, 09:08:14
• The most deluded fan base of all time:
  Posted By: SenatusAcademicus, Jun 30, 09:06:39
• 4
  Jolly good morning all.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 30, 08:50:06
• 6
  2024-06-29, Goffertpark, Nijmegen, Netherlands
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 30, 07:11:36
• Night
  Posted By: coldplay, Jun 30, 00:40:11
• 6
  Wrath of the Wordle 5
  Posted By: revsimon, Jun 30, 00:13:39

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