Messages For 23rd March 2020
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PM: second home owners, don't self-isolate in your holiday homes you selfish fuckers
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 23, 23:33:26
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What about pornographers who specialise in group bukkakes?
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Mar 23, 23:05:16
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Some safe places to visit this weekend
Posted By: Agatha Fisty, Mar 23, 23:04:11
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Sports direct an essential service apparently
Posted By: Agatha Fisty, Mar 23, 22:57:30
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Some people
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 22:53:45
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Construction and maintenance can continue
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 23, 22:42:33
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Am i still allowed to do parkour?
Posted By: Agatha Fisty, Mar 23, 22:35:04
- Does anyone know if banks are considering raising online cheque deposit limits?
Posted By: Adster, Mar 23, 22:29:43
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Will post still be delivered?
Posted By: Azteca, Mar 23, 22:04:29
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Why does Grant Holt need a managed social media at this stage
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 23, 21:59:12
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Is Ant Middleton still hugging people and punching coronavirus in the face?
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 21:57:08
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FAO Knitted Jebus
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 23, 21:56:02
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Will there be a grassing line?
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 23, 21:55:49
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Rationing next I reckon. Might dig my petrol coupon book
Posted By: CB41, Mar 23, 21:51:05
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So, we're in the midst of getting our garden landscaped, what do I say when Derek...
Posted By: avid_canary, Mar 23, 21:32:25
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Can I still go and see a brass tomorrow?
Posted By: luisgarcia, Mar 23, 21:29:40
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Car is due an MOT next week...can I still take it to be done?
Posted By: bowfront1, Mar 23, 21:20:04
- Funerals...the new going out.
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 23, 21:19:18
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In theory, if tomorrow I head off to snowdonia for my daily walk
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 23, 21:10:31
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The “travel to work only if you can’t work from home” is ambiguous isn’t it
Posted By: Jim, Mar 23, 21:09:12
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What if you’re in a gang?
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 23, 21:06:44
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Petrol?
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 23, 21:03:30
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Hoe does this effect broken familys
Posted By: Pukki Pies, Mar 23, 21:00:39
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Can someone still come and chop our tree down?
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 23, 21:00:18
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who's off to work tomorrow?
Posted By: Agatha Fisty, Mar 23, 20:58:17
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Too little & way too late!
Posted By: woody, Mar 23, 20:57:40
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The scene at supermarkets tomorrow morning should be fun
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 20:55:39
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Was talking to the Mrs about Tesco
Posted By: emmaroyds, Mar 23, 20:52:59
- Get lockdown done
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 23, 20:52:03
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Step-daughter already refusing lockdown
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 20:49:38
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They need to define essential work
Posted By: BungysPie, Mar 23, 20:49:25
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What will be left open.
Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 23, 20:44:44
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Anyone know why they didn't just do this 2 weeks ago?
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 23, 20:43:51
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So can i walk my dog
Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Mar 23, 20:39:02
- Good.
Posted By: Tony Martin, Mar 23, 20:38:22
- Lock down, summer in the city
Posted By: CWC, Mar 23, 20:37:26
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About time.
Posted By: Yellalee, Mar 23, 20:37:19
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Looking forward to the Olympics though, eh?
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 23, 20:21:50
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Alec Salmond not a wrong un after all
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 23, 20:18:11
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NHS text received - lockdown in place, we'll meet again some sunny day.....
Posted By: Mozzer, Mar 23, 20:06:30
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wasn't wet enough
Posted By: Agatha Fisty, Mar 23, 20:05:36
- Farke was a right 🦊 in the box
Posted By: jackamo, Mar 23, 20:02:16
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Is Timm Klose ok??
Posted By: jackamo, Mar 23, 19:54:56
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Pub Quiz (3)
Posted By: Saucerer, Mar 23, 19:23:39
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Anyone know the rules on package holiday flights returning home
Posted By: city_lad, Mar 23, 18:43:57
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Todd Cantwell fucking wonderful
Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 23, 18:26:30
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Johnson to make TV announcement at 20:30! It’s coming.
Posted By: woody, Mar 23, 18:07:19
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Fruit & Veg box arrived
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 23, 17:56:48
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Pukkis finish for cantwells second was excellent (fifa 20)
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 23, 17:44:16
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PM Gobb
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 23, 17:40:54
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Queueing back down the A47 for the Blofield McDonalds
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 17:30:08
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Another touchdown for the Cathedral Falcons - Egg No. 4
Posted By: The Gaffer, Mar 23, 17:22:29
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PM:doy
Posted By: Chris Peacock, Mar 23, 17:14:17
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Been to Iceland [the retailer] to get some essentials
Posted By: ingi, Mar 23, 16:47:29
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This is the official "Let's Get Old Git In Shape For The Tour de France" thread
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 23, 16:22:48
- 14/15, which I'm pretty pleased with.
Posted By: Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 16:19:52
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That was enjoyable
Posted By: Kar1, Mar 23, 15:51:16
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Get in. 2-1 win for City. YELLOWS!
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Mar 23, 15:49:25
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ZZteemu
Posted By: Kar1, Mar 23, 15:45:33
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HT. 1-0 to Nodge (Duda) come on Todd
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Mar 23, 15:40:12
- So who else just screamed"yes goal "at their computer?
Posted By: Kar1, Mar 23, 15:36:14
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And now panic buying is happening at McDonalds
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 15:32:59
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It's on, come on Toddy
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 14:56:31
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I’ve never got my head around why 100% humidity
Posted By: jackamo, Mar 23, 14:40:25
- Listening to kings of Leon
Posted By: jackamo, Mar 23, 14:06:06
- At times like this, I can watch some old telly
Posted By: emmaroyds, Mar 23, 13:55:51
- Not that I know much about them other than footy but the Neville brothers seem good folk.
Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 23, 13:48:06
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Mrs DoY's boss still not letting her work from home...
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 12:43:17
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please can anyone advise how we can watch Todd cantwell in the FIFA game please
Posted By: Kar1, Mar 23, 12:42:40
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anyone having trouble pausing sky ?
Posted By: Kar1, Mar 23, 12:38:20
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4 cases in Burnham Market I'm hearing...a second home hotspot!
Posted By: bowfront1, Mar 23, 11:39:33
- Hello mecagoenti. Just seen your reply to my post yesterday
Posted By: Skeleton Bob, Mar 23, 11:39:05
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Car MoT runs out March 30
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 11:33:49
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After reading reports of so many selfish bellends seemingly declaring an impromptu
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 11:32:56
- PM: Augustus Pablo
Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Mar 23, 11:24:27
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However complicated life may seem at the moment
Posted By: shoddy, Mar 23, 11:20:51
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Todd's doing his FIFA thing at 3pm today
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 11:08:18
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Happy birthday to Karnivore... our game Chelsea fan
Posted By: Pixelman, Mar 23, 10:52:03
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Coronavirus affects us all. Apparently even the inventor of autocorrect is
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 23, 10:27:56
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ha ha, made I laugh
Posted By: CB41, Mar 23, 09:56:50
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What did you do in the 2020 coronavirus crisis dad?
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 09:52:19
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Cracking ghoul of the day on Rewind Norwich today....
Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 23, 09:10:09
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anyway, arson
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 23, 08:49:50
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Pretty hard to practice the 2-metre stuff in my local Co-Op!
Posted By: duke of york, Mar 23, 08:07:36
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Today's Nayul Adams quiz. Five Nodge players who's surname begin and end with the same...
Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 23, 07:58:51
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I have one friend who's ticks don't turn blue even after she's read my WhatsApp messages.
Posted By: Adster, Mar 23, 07:51:16
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Home office now all set up
Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Mar 23, 07:30:56
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Unprecedented
Posted By: Chris Peacock, Mar 23, 06:31:02
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Oooooh...give me land, lots of land,under starry sky’s above......
Posted By: yellowman, Mar 23, 01:10:44
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