Messages For 19th March 2020

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• 20/03/2020
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• 18/03/2020

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  Imagine....
  Posted By: tudders, Mar 19, 23:48:26
• Can tell football journalists have time on their hands
  Posted By: CWC, Mar 19, 22:25:37
• remember this?
  Posted By: Tombs, Mar 19, 22:11:31
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  What is the best cheese to hide a horse in?
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Mar 19, 21:49:48
• 3
  All these jokes, you might think I’m a plagiarist
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 21:15:54
• 2
  All this panic buying going on, I saw this bloke in the Tesco on Guildhall with a trolly
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 21:13:17
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  Football forum with no football to talk about any ideas for a new name ?
  Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 19, 21:07:17
• 2
  Just seen a listing on eBay for a 42” Sony telly. Only £1, but the volume is stuck on full
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 21:02:38
• 2
  PO final on Sky 403
  Posted By: WestYorksCanary, Mar 19, 21:01:08
• 4
  When people find out that I’m not actually a professional electrician,
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 20:58:30
• 4
  I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS ANYMORE
  Posted By: shoddy, Mar 19, 20:57:49
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  Actually question time is the best it’s been for years
  Posted By: jampersands, Mar 19, 20:56:46
• Playoff final on at 9pm
  Posted By: Highway, Mar 19, 20:55:48
• 8
  Just bought a 2 litre bottle of Tipp-ex on eBay
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 20:54:25
• 25
  Liam wants to reform Oasis for a benefit when this is over
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 19, 20:36:51
• 18
  Been upgrading my home IT today since it looks like I’ll be WFH for a wee while
  Posted By: Old Git, Mar 19, 20:31:47
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  The anti London bloke
  Posted By: ingi, Mar 19, 20:19:59
• 1
  Imagine no iPhones or Social Media for some people
  Posted By: ingi, Mar 19, 20:17:16
• 61
  Have we done a coronavirus related playlist....?
  Posted By: Mozzer, Mar 19, 19:45:15
• 6
  Blimey, London’s deserted
  Posted By: duke of york, Mar 19, 19:37:21
• Is now a good time to become a Jehovah's Witness
  Posted By: Bare_Buttocks, Mar 19, 19:35:56
• 4
  Tombs accused Mrs Tombs of pouring super glue on his collection of weapons.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 19:29:40
• Why is there suddenly such a shortage of keys?
  Posted By: Bare_Buttocks, Mar 19, 19:28:11
• 5
  A little known fact about Danny Welbeck. His dad was a bomb disposal expert,
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 19:25:52
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  I decided to sell my theremin as I hadn't touched it in years.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 19:23:20
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  Gary Neville on Sky Sports News
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 19, 19:20:01
• 6
  Any teachers on here?
  Posted By: ingi, Mar 19, 19:19:37
• 2
  I got some cheap oven gloves off eBay. What a rip off.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 19:18:46
• 4
  Blimey, with no sport on telly I’m watching the World Hairdressing Championships.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 19:14:55
• 4
  Todd Cantwell is live streaming himself playing FIFA
  Posted By: Charles21, Mar 19, 19:13:41
• If the right people die it's not a problem. I can see that now
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 19, 18:58:50
• 6
  Plenty of cause for argument here...
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 19, 18:39:40
• 27
  Key workers
  Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 19, 18:19:14
• 3
  prince prince phillip not dead then. queen also not dead. charles maybe?
  Posted By: Tombs, Mar 19, 17:59:07
• 3
  In the US, you can pay $91 for immunity from the virus......
  Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 19, 17:57:20
• 50
  “We’ll turn the tide in 12 weeks”
  Posted By: duke of york, Mar 19, 17:44:50
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  Vallance is pretty impressive i think
  Posted By: paulg, Mar 19, 17:44:17
• 7
  Boris sounds like he's turning into a Cybermen
  Posted By: Ben, Mar 19, 17:18:37
• 3
  Sounds like UEFA are pretty nervous about the domestic season going on after June
  Posted By: Duck, Mar 19, 17:03:19
• 12
  Fair play to Asda
  Posted By: Jim, Mar 19, 16:41:02
• 7
  Happy Birthday Dr D
  Posted By: camcan, Mar 19, 16:13:41
• 1
  Is Netflix 2 out yet? Bored already
  Posted By: neonyellow, Mar 19, 15:46:23
• My first city match -
  Posted By: canary_wharf, Mar 19, 15:05:30
• 15
  Interests just hit lowest rate ever... and 200 billion QE....
  Posted By: promethian1, Mar 19, 14:56:57
• 2
  Amazing how various measures of pollution have decreased a lot in last few weeks
  Posted By: Kar1, Mar 19, 14:30:55
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  Peter Whittingham sadly departed
  Posted By: jackamo, Mar 19, 14:10:39
• Optimist of the day award......
  Posted By: yellowman, Mar 19, 14:08:52
• 4
  Peter Whittingham officially dead. RIP
  Posted By: duke of york, Mar 19, 14:07:36
• 12
  Lots of Poundshop Mosleys
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 19, 14:02:46
• Not sure if ww2
  Posted By: Alan, Mar 19, 14:00:27
• 1
  This aged well.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 19, 13:46:06
• 4
  OMG Linda Lusardi "extremely unwell"
  Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 19, 13:35:30
• 7
  Just had comms from our school's academy head, they are expecting closures to last until
  Posted By: WestYorksCanary, Mar 19, 13:35:20
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  Sounds like
  Posted By: Jester, Mar 19, 13:18:21
• 4
  The boredom of self isolation........
  Posted By: col canary, Mar 19, 13:15:30
• Elite football in England will be suspended until at least 30 April
  Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 19, 13:14:04
• 4
  Football cancellation extended to end of april
  Posted By: eddie, Mar 19, 13:10:07
• Nice one Nodge...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 19, 13:06:15
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  Is this what Julian Assange felt like when he was stuck in that place for years?
  Posted By: jackamo, Mar 19, 12:56:54
• 10
  ZERO prospect of a lockdown, according to Number 10 briefings
  Posted By: duke of york, Mar 19, 12:06:44
• 3
  I know people need food but why the hell are we luring over 70's who have been told to
  Posted By: Jim, Mar 19, 11:57:58
• 1
  Has it gone yet?
  Posted By: Charles21, Mar 19, 11:38:35
• 2
  Barnier tests +ve for covid
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Mar 19, 11:24:19
• 3
  "Taps nose"
  Posted By: Bare_Buttocks, Mar 19, 11:13:40
• Milner at it again
  Posted By: jackamo, Mar 19, 10:36:16
• 1
  Does anyone know the outcome of the expats that where flown back to the uk from wuhan?
  Posted By: Pukki Pies, Mar 19, 10:18:07
• 3
  FAO Augustus Pablo
  Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Mar 19, 10:01:38
• 60 years ago today
  Posted By: trt354, Mar 19, 09:35:17
• 9
  Happy Birthday Dubs!
  Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 19, 09:32:50
• 5
  cruise ships could be used as emergency isolating hospitals?
  Posted By: Kar1, Mar 19, 09:18:32
• 1
  Ordered my full face respirator earlier. Fail to prepare,prepare to fail.👍
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 19, 08:52:47
• 17
  after reading the persuasive argument below I'm of to the shops
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Mar 19, 08:33:53
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  canoe or mow the lawn? hmmm, looks at weather forecast
  Posted By: Tombs, Mar 19, 08:08:56
• 6
  Basing students' exams results on expected grades would be like
  Posted By: duke of york, Mar 19, 08:07:03
• 8
  BBC News headline: ECB launches emergency €750bn coronavirus package
  Posted By: WestYorksCanary, Mar 19, 07:07:13
• 31
  Decent 6am shop
  Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 19, 07:00:31
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  Now Mrs AP has chucked me out,she’s sick of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 19, 06:36:47
• 15
  No new cases in china,only foreign visitors.
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 19, 05:43:58
• An American Hospital Ship docking in New York, what could possibly go wrong....
  Posted By: Vivid Data Shark, Mar 19, 02:20:27
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  Nice touch from Gary Neville. 👍👏
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 19, 01:59:14
• Barrington ballbag.
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 19, 01:01:11
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  Happy Birthday to DrDublin off of on here X
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Mar 19, 00:17:45
• First?
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Mar 19, 00:07:58

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