Messages For 18th May 2019

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  COME ON SWEDEN
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:57:23
• 4
  Last!
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 23:52:16
• 4
  Brexit int it.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 23:51:57
• 2
  THREE POINTS !
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:51:47
• 1
  Her ensemble was was in honour of NC
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, May 18, 23:47:27
• 4
  I've switched on for the FA Cup Final highlights... OMG 😲 yellow dress, green hair 💛💚
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, May 18, 23:46:27
• 1
  I had that tracksuit
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:44:44
• 1
  He's in GoF north of the wall
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, May 18, 23:43:18
• Fucking hell Greece, lol
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:40:44
• 3
  Only me, you and Steve lasted the distance pants!
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 23:36:45
• 1
  It's Elton George in Belgium.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 23:35:19
• Hi David !
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:34:57
• Fuck off Ivan
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:33:17
• Hadn’t heard Macedonia. Just checked it out. Actually it is the best song by a mile
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 23:32:52
• My future wife is winning💚
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 23:26:15
• I keep seeing Jake Butterfield sat behind North Macedonia
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:25:53
• orrrrrrrrrrrrrr cute
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:18:41
• Hi Matthias
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:17:30
• Chico time
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:12:46
• 1
  Harvey Weinstein?
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 23:10:36
• 1
  They are either flat chested in Israel or fat
  Posted By: Canarygunn, May 18, 23:07:33
• 2
  This is really difficult to masturbate to
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 23:04:53
• Bring back
  Posted By: Canarygunn, May 18, 23:02:59
• 1
  Madonna, this reminds me of some dodgy school performance
  Posted By: Charles21, May 18, 23:02:37
• Everyone's a fruit and nut case
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 23:01:17
• 1
  Has Madge forgot how to sing?
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 23:00:17
• 4
  Wtaf
  Posted By: CWC, May 18, 22:59:34
• 1
  Ouch. Why didn’t they let her use a backing track?
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:58:44
• 4
  I love my new google phone
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, May 18, 22:57:32
• 1
  Who's our presenter they dial in to?
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 22:55:26
• 1
  Priscilla on a stick to win
  Posted By: Stinker, May 18, 22:55:23
• 2
  I'd marry Macedonia.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 22:52:46
• 1
  1. ICELAND, 2. NORWAY, 3. SERBIA
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 18, 22:48:32
• 4
  Not been watching this crap but out of interest how will our great nation do ?
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, May 18, 22:48:12
• 3
  Does it normally go on this fucking long?
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:48:11
• Christ this is dragging... political voting now!
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 22:46:01
• STOP CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 22:45:47
• Novelty Island
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 22:44:46
• 1
  World's famous mentalist !
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 22:43:22
• 2
  That bloke has clearly never been outbid the USA in his life
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:43:10
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  Just remember Wrather's 'youre all winners' !
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 22:36:58
• 3
  I think Madonna has gone a bit too Eurovision
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:34:55
• 2
  Amazing Gary Hooper fact...
  Posted By: jackamo, May 18, 22:26:38
• 1
  is it just me or does anyone else think eurovision has gone a little bit camp?
  Posted By: Tombs, May 18, 22:25:53
• 1
  Am I tripping balls again?
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 22:22:16
• I prefer this cover to be honest.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 22:20:44
• This one is the wurst
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:19:02
• SLOVENIA DENMARK AUSTRALIA
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 22:15:21
• 🇮🇸 🇩🇰 🇬🇷 🇦🇺
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:12:32
• 8
  START VOTING NOW
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 22:08:49
• 1
  🇪🇸, 🐕 💩
  Posted By: Tombs, May 18, 22:07:35
• 1
  Bucks Fizz 2019
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 22:06:12
• Wish I was off my tits for that one.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 22:04:04
• 5
  Kate bush on acid. Doesn’t look happy on that pole.
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 22:02:18
• OiOi Elsa’s been at the kangaroo steaks
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 22:00:47
• 10
  pants v norway spills over into eurovision 😂
  Posted By: Tombs, May 18, 22:00:02
• 2
  Here we go, flying witches. GET IN
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:59:47
• 1
  Swiss Peter Andre.
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 18, 21:58:12
• 2
  Sounds like Italian Shaggy.
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:50:47
• He’s wearing a Christmas Cracker
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:48:27
• Check Buxom Barbara
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:46:51
• 11
  Didn't know pants did interpretive dance.
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:45:45
• Well I say
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:45:08
• Bastion Booger
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:45:07
• yay it's J Mascis fom Dinosaw Jr
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:44:17
• Not the worst
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:43:20
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  Thought that's was Simon Lappin for a sec
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:42:15
• Shut up
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:41:19
• Fresh beats from Belarus
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:37:25
• Jailbaits
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:36:42
• 2
  Belarussian chav
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:36:11
• 2
  Back off creeps - she's 16
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:35:55
• Bit of a change up
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:32:55
• 2
  Estonia is going to win intut
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:32:48
• True fact about Iceland 🇮🇸
  Posted By: King, May 18, 21:31:25
• 1
  Like it - synthy metal shit
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:31:12
• 4
  #ISL TEEMU PUKKI BABY 🎶 That's what I'm singing
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, May 18, 21:30:05
• 2
  That’s why Mum’s gone to Iceland
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:29:44
• Do the Mussolini
  Posted By: yellowman, May 18, 21:29:38
• Icelands gets my vote
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 18, 21:29:19
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  SEX DUNGEON
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:28:41
• Amazing
  Posted By: duke of york, May 18, 21:28:34
• This is awesome!!!!!
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:28:23
• YESSSSS!
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:28:23
• Might be time to make a cup of tea
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:28:04
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  Well I quite liked them.
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 18, 21:25:10
• 8
  Point of order
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 21:24:22
• There's the key change.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:23:53
• 1
  Can someone tell Smithy to get back to the carpool?
  Posted By: CWC, May 18, 21:23:10
• This is every take that / Boyzone song ever isn’t it?
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:23:04
• Oh dear
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:21:13
• Come on Chubster! Let’s win Europe and then fuck off out!
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:21:03
• 2
  Uncle Ben's nephew Michael Rice.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:20:38
• Swedish Chef helping Norways?
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:19:49
• 2
  Worst cover of Spirit in the Sky ever. Doesn't even sound like the original.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:19:07
• 5
  Alan Smith has shaved his head and singing for Norway
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:18:16
• 1
  LOOOOL
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:17:59
• 3
  Machine gun required for Norway. #worsteurovisionever
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:17:31
• lol, his stupid little face
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:15:59
• That's a moustache to rival Freddie Mercury's
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:15:52
• 1
  Looks like Michael Buble crossed with Borat
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:15:42
• Will somebody put this Israeli bloke out of my misery?
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:15:09
• 2
  This croony waiter can get in the sea.
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 21:14:48
• no
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 18, 21:14:10
• 3
  Odds on Madonna stacking it again in her performance?
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:13:14
• Some fantastic posts on here. Keep it up. Me and Mrs USH proper lolling.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 18, 21:11:44
• 1
  Janis Joplin meets Shakespear’s Sister.
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:09:38
• 1
  I’ve never heard this vocal range through a nose before.
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 21:08:53
• 9
  Here we go SiH
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 21:03:47
• Hup Holland!
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:03:45
• 1
  What was that post sexybennett put up a while ago ...?
  Posted By: loz, May 18, 21:02:31
• 1
  Hope this doesn't go to extra time. Worst Eurovision ever
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, May 18, 21:00:48
• That reminds me, need to get some bin bags from Lidl
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 21:00:40
• 3
  There’s a certain charm about Cyprus
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 21:00:39
• 2
  I don’t think the Slovenian bloke knows quite what to do
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 18, 20:59:15
• It's the XX of the Balkans.
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 20:58:39
• 1
  Anybody got a spare razor blade? #slovakia
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 20:58:18
• 6
  It’s the Czech Republic 🇨🇿 for me so far Clive.
  Posted By: Bungle, May 18, 20:50:40
• 6
  Denmark can win it as far as I’m concerned. Back to basics. It’s like a
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 20:38:58
• 15
  Thankfully Germans are better at football than Eurovision
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 20:31:03
• 2
  AC Jnr has put the icing on the football cake.
  Posted By: avenging canary, May 18, 20:29:16
• 22
  EUROVISIONS
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 18, 19:59:02
• 4
  Cloggies odds on to win Eurovision
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 18, 19:56:25
• 2
  Oh I just remembered
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, May 18, 19:55:51
• never mind eurovision starts soon
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 19:53:43
• 5
  Wolves qualify for Europe as Watford lost.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 19:44:48
• The FA Cup means diddly squat to City
  Posted By: King, May 18, 19:29:30
• 2
  I would like Man City away first game of the season....
  Posted By: Saucerer, May 18, 19:22:10
• Probably a good idea to know the name of one of the managers, Gary.
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 19:19:15
• 1
  If only Watford scored that early opportunity to go 1 up.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 19:12:27
• 2
  Horrific waste of bubbly
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 19:11:04
• PM HugeSmall, you know that hornet you saw, was it dead?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, May 18, 18:58:02
• 9
  On the plus side I have two ice cold bottles of Norfolk lager to crack open with me tea...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:57:42
• They really are an incredible side
  Posted By: Azteca, May 18, 18:56:02
• 1
  Who's ready for nodge city after that..
  Posted By: Basingstoke_Canary_J, May 18, 18:55:42
• 1
  Never felt sorry for a team before
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 18:51:18
• Scruffy he couldn’t be bothered to wear a suit!
  Posted By: jackamo, May 18, 18:50:29
• Close but I think the best team probably just shaded it
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:50:19
• 3
  No scoring record phew
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 18, 18:49:09
• 1
  The reaction of the crowd as man of the match was announced
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 18:48:42
• Almost a very popular 7th for Citeh
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:48:36
• Mom
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 18:47:09
• 4
  “The team he built”
  Posted By: APB, May 18, 18:45:49
• Pep looks embarrassed
  Posted By: jackamo, May 18, 18:45:39
• The whole country is thinking
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 18:45:19
• 3
  That’s game over
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 18, 18:44:58
• Be rude not to get a wrathtastic nine now
  Posted By: Old Man, May 18, 18:44:45
• Sixy bastards.
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 18, 18:44:08
• And there it is: 6-0
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:44:00
• 4
  5 flippin' goals and counting
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:37:53
• 1
  So Swansea are following the Norwich way......
  Posted By: usacanary, May 18, 18:37:14
• 1
  How's Troyston Deeney getting on?
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, May 18, 18:36:05
• 4
  This is the 1st domestic game not including Norwich I've watched live all season
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 18:34:38
• Modern football is rubbish, part 83.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 18, 18:28:16
• 1
  Brighton did well to keep it at 1-0
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 18:26:09
• 6
  Record FA Cup final win is 6-0 👀
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 18:25:30
• 4
  Fucks sake 4-0 Citeh
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:25:02
• 3
  We have to play man city next year
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 18:22:16
• 6
  The treble!
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 18, 18:21:13
• 24
  Fair play Man City - no fan at all... but an incredible achievement.
  Posted By: norway, May 18, 18:20:42
• 1
  Greatest ever prem team, One of the Greatest managers of all time
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 18:20:26
• That's that 3-0 Citeh
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:17:46
• Mike Dean...what a man!
  Posted By: jackamo, May 18, 18:17:44
• 2
  Why won't Watford fucking shoot? Grrrr
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:09:15
• Heck of a turn by Sterling
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 18:04:21
• 11
  I don’t think that should be handball but
  Posted By: Jim, May 18, 18:01:38
• Watford need a rocket, man!
  Posted By: 702, May 18, 17:54:33
• 6
  Olsson & Fer
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, May 18, 17:50:05
• vvvv Desparate 🎣 vvv
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 17:41:47
• 1
  What's on itv
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 17:40:52
• Zinchenko is a great left back...
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:40:35
• 1
  This could be a pasting.
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:39:27
• 5
  FFS 2-0 Citeh
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 17:38:41
• 2
  Bournemouth signed a Bristol city left back for 13 million...
  Posted By: loz, May 18, 17:37:59
• Oh well,good to old Worrell being the main man for man city,the kid is really
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, May 18, 17:34:59
• 2
  There goes this as any kind of spectacle then
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:28:48
• 1
  Watford players there...
  Posted By: mr carra, May 18, 17:28:41
• 1
  Have all the Watford and ManC fans who wanted tickets been able to get them?
  Posted By: Old Man, May 18, 17:27:00
• Bugger.
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:26:17
• Bollocks 1-0 Citeh
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 17:26:07
• 3
  Never a pen
  Posted By: earlydoors, May 18, 17:22:51
• 8
  VAR VAR VAR
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 17:22:24
• Potter off to Brighton
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 18, 17:18:57
• 5
  BBC1 comms doing their level best to big this up, but
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:18:43
• PeROLFya
  Posted By: pants, May 18, 17:12:29
• Agggh had to score there
  Posted By: DrDublin, May 18, 17:11:23
• Bum
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 17:10:59
• Hate those empty seats at Wembley. Looks crap on TV. Shirley someone thought...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 17:06:18
• 15
  Time for predictions. 2-1 Watford
  Posted By: emmaroyds, May 18, 16:59:13
• Wembley playing the Stranger Things theme tune before kick off. Odd choice of music.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 18, 16:58:43
• 5
  Just stood up for the national anthem,I adore our Queen.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬� ��👍?
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, May 18, 16:58:07
• 1
  Come on Watford. Love an underdog winning
  Posted By: ingi, May 18, 16:58:02
• I saw a hornet today.
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 18, 16:48:31
• 9
  Now we know what the starting price is.......
  Posted By: usacanary, May 18, 16:35:42
• 7
  Anyone else hear that Dion Dublin tale just now on Radio 5?
  Posted By: bird table, May 18, 15:39:32
• 10
  Buendia has gone back to Getafe
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 18, 15:11:11
• 2
  I have a feeling Watford might just do a win today..
  Posted By: DrDublin, May 18, 14:40:23
• 2
  What was the right nice plane just flying into Norwich?
  Posted By: Curnster, May 18, 14:06:56
• 9
  Interesting concept. They should do this in the prem next year too!
  Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC, May 18, 12:44:09
• 13
  Wes Hoolahan
  Posted By: Highlander, May 18, 12:05:21
• 8
  I hate the close season
  Posted By: Old Man, May 18, 11:53:57
• 2
  I’m I too late to say Pritt Assombalonga?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, May 18, 11:26:02
• 11
  if your team is shit .. guess you have to find one that isn't
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, May 18, 10:36:03
• 5
  Lump on villa I’m the semi final. Lampard’s bar bill after playoff semi...
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 18, 09:34:10
• 5
  Now I have a Nintendo switch, what vintage of fifa should I buy?
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, May 18, 08:36:16
• 21
  Time for the annual "I remember when Cup Final day was a big event" thread
  Posted By: watfordcanary, May 18, 08:23:18
• 3
  👊
  Posted By: Tombs, May 18, 07:17:58
• 5
  Alexis Claude-Maurice
  Posted By: usacanary, May 18, 05:58:34
• 4
  A Leeds fan writes...
  Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, May 18, 01:03:58
• 1
  Goal 5 and goal 7, superb!
  Posted By: XXL16, May 18, 00:10:36
• Shitpouch
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 18, 00:07:21

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