Messages For 2nd May 2016

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• 03/05/2016
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• 01/05/2016

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  Whoever wants to win the League next season better sign Mark Schwarzer as a sub keeper...
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 23:56:50
• 12
  Has anyone spent 3 days off not washing, not doing anything. Wanking regularly,
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 23:30:16
• Veeeep
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 2, 23:07:23
• 1
  Football is ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Posted By: thebigfeller, May 2, 23:07:16
• Well done Leicester & Claudio. Whichever wrather recommended C4 Flowers, thanks
  Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC, May 2, 23:07:11
• 1
  Wow. To be in Leicester tonight. We might have had that in 93. Although even then we
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 2, 22:34:47
• 8
  FAO Pants / Other DNBs
  Posted By: Jacksons_Twelfth, May 2, 22:32:23
• 5
  Meanwhile. Ello benno has upset fans. Didn't see the tweet but from what he said about it,
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 2, 22:31:13
• 2
  We gave the top 2 both 6 points but actually, not many teams doubled us this season
  Posted By: South_West_Canary, May 2, 22:30:13
• 1
  Ol jug ears will be gushing in his crisp packet
  Posted By: kye, May 2, 22:27:14
• All this minnows can succeed stuff...well wait til Sat we'll put that right.
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, May 2, 22:26:25
• ?10 Leicester double Premier League & Selby snooker
  Posted By: harry boulders, May 2, 22:17:47
• 10
  Where were Leicester 5k/1 to win? Cos I think I smell some bullshit
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 22:15:42
• 2
  Well done Leicester but...
  Posted By: CauldRon, May 2, 22:14:39
• Well, after its confirmed now, you've only got to say congratulations to them.
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, May 2, 22:10:44
• Spurs tried to rough Chelsea up and failed miserably and completely lost there heads
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 22:06:50
• 1
  Both sides failing to control players = 6pt deduction each
  Posted By: Old Man, May 2, 22:05:23
• 2
  good on leicester city, nice one.
  Posted By: Tombs, May 2, 22:04:42
• Bloody hell Leicester - just not believable. 👏👏👏
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 22:04:05
• 1
  Ranieri not even watching as he's on a plane
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 22:03:11
• 1
  John Terry donning his Leicester kit as we speak
  Posted By: mr carra, May 2, 22:00:15
• 👏👏👏👏 Leicester city
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 21:59:45
• Everards Tiger anyone ?
  Posted By: CROYDONCANARY, May 2, 21:59:42
• 2
  Scrap in the tunnel
  Posted By: Tony Martin, May 2, 21:58:36
• Pathetic from Willian??
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 21:57:40
• 4
  FIVE THOUSAND / 1
  Posted By: Tony Martin, May 2, 21:57:32
• Spurs should have about 7 on the pitch by now
  Posted By: mr carra, May 2, 21:56:56
• Hilarious last 20 minutes. Fantastic stuff.
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 21:56:43
• Not seen seen anything like this since the 80s
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 2, 21:56:19
• 1
  This is the most stupid 20-30 minutes of football I have ever seen, Spurs players as thick
  Posted By: lovely old job, May 2, 21:55:17
• 1
  if these two clubs are charged for failing to control players
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 21:54:59
• 1
  What a horrible club Chelsea are!!
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 21:52:08
• 6
  At least spurs now have nothing to play for v newcastle
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 21:50:46
• 4
  Am I imagining it or did walker spit/snot in his hand flick it at Costa?!
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 21:49:01
• Seems to be desperation to get sent off in this game
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 2, 21:47:35
• Bet Chelsea carry on this form to Sat! Not.
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, May 2, 21:46:29
• 1
  Imminent red cards coming
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 21:45:42
• 6
  JOURNALISTS: UNFURL YOUR COCKS
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 21:45:11
• Why the fuck was Kyle Walker playing so far forwards?
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 21:44:09
• What a goal
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 21:43:01
• 2
  BOOOOOOOM
  Posted By: Tony Martin, May 2, 21:42:58
• 2-2 and it look like it is Crispys
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 2, 21:42:50
• 3
  COME THE FUCK ON SPURS
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, May 2, 21:40:08
• Come on Spurs, hold on
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 21:38:42
• Game on
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 21:18:11
• 1
  Danny rose should have been sent off for that
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 2, 21:14:54
• 5
  Why is Scott Parker wearing an apron?
  Posted By: mr carra, May 2, 21:02:43
• 2
  That bloke on the moneysupermarket advert has a smashing arse
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 21:02:20
• Nice reference to the Knights of ni on Corrie tonight..
  Posted By: ghost of hucks, May 2, 21:01:52
• 3
  A bit wrong, but I'd love Spurs to win the League on goal difference on the last day
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, May 2, 21:00:03
• 3
  Can't believe the linesman couldn't see straight through Dembele's head there.
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 21:00:01
• There must be something seriously wrong at Chelsea
  Posted By: strap_on sally, May 2, 20:50:19
• 4
  This aint gonna finish 11 a side.
  Posted By: willy the pimp, May 2, 20:50:10
• 6
  haha Costa grabbed the wrong eye in 'pain' then
  Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, May 2, 20:49:19
• 2
  Oh Dembele... goodness me.
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 20:49:17
• Let's be honest. Well done to costa for not going fucking postal there
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 2, 20:48:59
• 8
  That'll be about 5 matches at least for Dembele
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 20:48:27
• Well done Clattenburg. Top work orchestrating this
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 20:47:17
• 1
  Fuck off Chelsea
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 20:46:34
• Vardys party cancelled before half time
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 20:46:32
• 2-zip
  Posted By: strap_on sally, May 2, 20:45:59
• 2-0 Spuds
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 2, 20:45:33
• 7
  spurs are gonna Muller Chelsea
  Posted By: ghost of hucks, May 2, 20:43:01
• 1
  At the end of the day, Leicester or no Leicester
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 20:40:01
• hmmm, Costa should have been off for that
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 20:39:50
• 5
  Not a bad goal for Leicester
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 20:38:10
• 2
  CheLOLsea
  Posted By: strap_on sally, May 2, 20:37:09
• 3
  Norwich City's Harry Kane scores
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 2, 20:36:54
• Clattenburg making up rules again
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 20:18:18
• Chelsea v Spuds There's only one star of this show
  Posted By: emmaroyds, May 2, 20:00:26
• 3
  Great pot
  Posted By: Beerswiller, May 2, 19:46:06
• 10
  I hope AN recorded that fucker on Sky & plays it at Colney tomo.
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, May 2, 19:37:03
• 12
  Quiz time: name that player
  Posted By: wolfio, May 2, 19:25:37
• 6
  What's to like about Burnley?
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 19:19:51
• 4
  Jacob Murphy isn't a winger
  Posted By: hoolahan, May 2, 19:17:51
• 3
  For me Clive, the boy proth has just produced the withering put down of the season
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 19:14:42
• We're down. But just in case, I guess we want Spuds to smash this
  Posted By: Old Man, May 2, 19:02:39
• 17
  Well done Burnley
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 18:39:50
• Come on burnley!
  Posted By: yellowman, May 2, 18:11:29
• Go on Burnley
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 18:08:21
• 17
  Have we ever played a game where our opponents celebrated promotion?
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 17:58:29
• I thought the Championship is where it's at. I'm bored
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 17:17:44
• 24
  I'd like Brighton to go up, if only for Hoots. I'm sure the anti
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 17:17:25
• 35
  Not everyone's cup of tea from a likeable perspective but we could've done
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, May 2, 16:50:06
• 1
  Research on Policing at Football
  Posted By: theacademic, May 2, 16:43:20
• 2
  Hahahaby County
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 16:27:20
• 16
  lollo
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 16:25:54
• 1
  Brighton Hohohove Hahahalbion
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 16:04:10
• 8
  Absolutely pathetic from Bruno - is he their captain? Jesus wept.
  Posted By: norway, May 2, 15:55:49
• Has everybody had their Leicester wank today ?
  Posted By: colincanary, May 2, 15:53:33
• 10
  anyone know the name of the dance tune
  Posted By: Bonjour, May 2, 15:36:34
• RIP Fashanu - 18 years today he passed away!
  Posted By: Thegelman, May 2, 14:03:57
• 12
  IT'S...
  Posted By: harry boulders, May 2, 14:03:28
• 10
  PM: WRATH baristas - coffee bean grinder of choice for espresso please - not too many
  Posted By: CB41, May 2, 11:13:40
• 14
  Frones Revoo (SPOILERS DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN EP 2)
  Posted By: Old Man, May 2, 11:12:10
• 2
  Hoping that Fellaini get a ban for excessive use of elbow
  Posted By: derbyshire canary, May 2, 11:12:05
• 34
  Do we expect Naismith to be playing in a Norwich shirt season?
  Posted By: revsimon, May 2, 04:34:20
• 3
  Villa fans on the weekend celebrating winning a corner,
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, May 2, 02:58:33
• 4
  Cashley Cole has just got booked for being a dick while taking a throw in
  Posted By: pants, May 2, 02:49:43
• 2
  Wills
  Posted By: Huge Small, May 2, 02:14:19
• 15
  Merica......
  Posted By: usacanary, May 2, 00:01:32

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