Messages For 2nd March 2022
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Good second half today and if that was a league game we would have at least deserved a poi
Posted By: Bonjour, Mar 2, 23:49:49
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Huge run of 3 league games in 9 days coming up
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 23:31:12
1
It Andy townsend, Glen hoddle, Lee Dixon crap
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 23:25:03
- All this nonsense will be over soon
Posted By: BarclayBazzin, Mar 2, 22:57:30
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Poor old Gilmour
Posted By: seminated_woolly, Mar 2, 22:42:28
2
So they interview Milner and Klopp but no one from Norwich. Fuck off ITV
Posted By: NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 22:30:27
1
Look on the bright side it want barrow
Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 2, 22:29:29
2
If as looks likely and we go down do we see Argos coming back
Posted By: Whyohwhy, Mar 2, 22:28:09
3
Rupp deserves a start on Saturday. Was good when he came on at Saints as well
Posted By: Jim, Mar 2, 22:21:52
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Got no issues with ITV personally. We were toothless. What do you want them to say??
Posted By: Only1Doherty, Mar 2, 22:21:27
3
Roy Keane
Posted By: Stroud Canary, Mar 2, 22:18:45
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Itv
Posted By: Kev33, Mar 2, 22:14:14
4
Serious question. If a player, plays 20 games for a team....
Posted By: usacanary, Mar 2, 22:14:04
6
Positives rowe for sure plus
Posted By: pinkney, Mar 2, 22:12:52
- Byram lucky not to get a 2nd yellow. Has a good game.
Posted By: derbyshire canary, Mar 2, 22:12:08
1
This may cheer you up
Posted By: Kev, Mar 2, 22:12:05
5
Dixon and Matterface, stealing a living.
Posted By: AllezLesJaunes, Mar 2, 22:11:40
1
Would’ve kept Rupp on. McLean did nothing and Lukas would’ve been buzzing
Posted By: NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 22:11:38
2
Sarge rashica and one from plachetta rowe or tzolis up front
Posted By: ParrotPuncher, Mar 2, 22:10:44
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ITV punditry is awful , if that was mane they would still wanking about
Posted By: Whyohwhy, Mar 2, 22:10:36
4
Rowe is very tricky, quick feet, direct
Posted By: jamesward, Mar 2, 22:10:18
2
I thought gilmour was suspose to be able to supply a defense
Posted By: Whyohwhy, Mar 2, 22:08:43
- Another year when we're not going to win the FA Cup
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Mar 2, 22:08:32
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Can they be any more disrespectful
Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 2, 22:07:38
2
“Speculative effort”??? Oh just fuck off
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 22:07:12
2
Speclative effort you twat it was a good finish by rupp
Posted By: pinkney, Mar 2, 22:07:00
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Rupps effort was 'soeculative' apparently
Posted By: Azteca, Mar 2, 22:06:57
2
Absolute bollocks
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 22:05:45
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Sarge not bad up top. Think he's better there than wide right
Posted By: roedtonowhere, Mar 2, 22:03:43
2
Does Gilmour know we are playing in yellow
Posted By: delia_s, Mar 2, 22:03:31
- 4 fuck off
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 22:03:15
4
Dixon shooting his Usain over Diaz there...
Posted By: Mark Barham, Mar 2, 22:01:22
- Is Sargent hobbling
Posted By: essexcanary, Mar 2, 21:59:55
2
Thanking my lucky stars I get to see 7 minutes of diaz
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 21:58:19
2
Unlucky Rowe, lovely skill
Posted By: 51eve, Mar 2, 21:57:57
- Gilmour crap free kick commentator says was mom
Posted By: pinkney, Mar 2, 21:57:18
- FFS
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 21:57:17
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Gilmore was mom good Christi lol
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 21:55:59
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Gilmore inspires Norwich comeback.
Posted By: Pixelman, Mar 2, 21:55:31
2
What did Dixon say?
Posted By: I Am H2O, Mar 2, 21:55:29
- Deanos new white pumps x
Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Mar 2, 21:55:08
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This would be an unlikely turn around to say the least...
Posted By: usacanary, Mar 2, 21:53:53
- Lee dixon
Posted By: Kev33, Mar 2, 21:53:48
- Come on Dixon say we can’t equalise
Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 2, 21:53:29
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How long does SCC’s 50p head offer last?
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 21:53:05
- Sign him up....
Posted By: usacanary, Mar 2, 21:52:38
- Must have been that swirling wind Dixon eh?
Posted By: Dracula, Mar 2, 21:52:14
- It was a good goal though wasn’t it Lee. Fuck me you boring twat
Posted By: DH Yellow, Mar 2, 21:51:57
- Subbed :D
Posted By: phrankin, Mar 2, 21:51:39
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Well done, now get off 🤣
Posted By: essexcanary, Mar 2, 21:51:07
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That was a great goal
Posted By: Kev, Mar 2, 21:50:53
- Suck a fuck, haterzzzz
Posted By: trafford_canary, Mar 2, 21:50:45
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Thoughts on Dixon?
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 21:50:45
- Lee dixon
Posted By: Kev33, Mar 2, 21:50:34
- Take that Dixon u thick twat.
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 21:50:23
- Fuck you lee Dixon
Posted By: Dajpun, Mar 2, 21:50:19
- Take that Dixon, you cunt
Posted By: Azteca, Mar 2, 21:50:16
- Strike. Any level.
Posted By: DH Yellow, Mar 2, 21:50:02
- Too easy ha ha
Posted By: pinkney, Mar 2, 21:50:01
- LR7 heaven
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Mar 2, 21:49:58
- LUKAS
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 21:49:39
- Fuck you commentators
Posted By: Biggles, Mar 2, 21:49:36
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Fuck off Lee Dixon
Posted By: Jumbo1, Mar 2, 21:49:29
- Dixon textbook
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 21:49:27
- WHAT THE FUCK
Posted By: 51eve, Mar 2, 21:49:20
- Haha fuck you dixon
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 21:49:20
- Lees melou is a fucking passenger Byrams been good though x
Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Mar 2, 21:48:40
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Byram has had a good game
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 21:47:55
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Even the commentators are bored shitless
Posted By: pinkney, Mar 2, 21:46:33
2
Gotta feel for anyone who's travelled from Norfolk to watch
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 21:45:36
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Twat
Posted By: Canarykevin, Mar 2, 21:44:52
2
Fatface
Posted By: Canarykevin, Mar 2, 21:43:21
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50p head
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 21:35:57
3
Billy Gilmore
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 21:34:24
2
Thank god pukki is off
Posted By: Biggles, Mar 2, 21:33:58
- Christ that Tyler Morten looks about 12
Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Mar 2, 21:33:54
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I know we dont have enough quality, I don't need that prick Dixon telling me every 5 mins
Posted By: Azteca, Mar 2, 21:32:40
- Would rather just see Sargent up top. It's like lukkis not even there.
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 21:28:49
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Why are Pukki, Rashica and Sargent all playing in this meaningless game ffs
Posted By: roedtonowhere, Mar 2, 21:27:57
4
Normann overrated?
Posted By: delia_s, Mar 2, 21:25:37
1
All my Russian Bot twitter followers have disappeared
Posted By: Adster, Mar 2, 21:23:17
1
Can't even play Russia on Fifa now. EA Sports has removed them.
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 2, 21:20:00
- Bring on the kids Deano
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 2, 21:18:12
2
Game’s crying out for a bit of billy ray gilmour hintut x
Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Mar 2, 21:15:32
2
In all honesty this is embarrassing
Posted By: Jim, Mar 2, 21:12:47
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If Placheta can be a footballer then there’s hope for all of us
Posted By: Ben, Mar 2, 21:12:10
4
I’d climb Everest if i’d made this bigger fuck up with signings
Posted By: littletinyphil, Mar 2, 21:08:00
3
Luton and Posh been more competitive than us
Posted By: loz, Mar 2, 21:07:36
- There will be a lot of empty seats at CR next season BMTP
Posted By: fond, Mar 2, 21:07:22
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Loving adi
Posted By: NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 21:06:53
- Fuck me we’re shit
Posted By: jamesward, Mar 2, 21:06:01
1
Get sorrensen on
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 21:05:16
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Well that was fun! 😬
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Mar 2, 21:05:03
1
Get Tzolis on
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 21:04:56
4
Placheta made the most of that ffs
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 21:04:24
- Get rashica off the pitch game has gone need him sat much
Posted By: Whyohwhy, Mar 2, 21:04:16
- Switches off.
Posted By: Barno, Mar 2, 21:04:08
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lee dixon "surprised he dived for that it was quite wide,
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 21:04:03
- It's just so easy innit. Opposition dunt have to do much. Depressing.
Posted By: JD3, Mar 2, 21:03:48
- Dull
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 21:03:34
- Placheta feet like wicked witch of west
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 21:03:10
- Dimi dunt defend
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 21:01:45
- CamJam and snodgrass on at Luton
Posted By: paddonwasjesus, Mar 2, 21:01:05
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Just how bad is Tzolis compared to Placheta.. I wonder
Posted By: roedtonowhere, Mar 2, 21:01:01
- Boreham wood
Posted By: Kev33, Mar 2, 21:00:00
- Chelsea on the Thursday then
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:59:50
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We are not very good are we
Posted By: essexcanary, Mar 2, 20:59:19
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Puuki
Posted By: 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 2, 20:58:57
- Turn off football watch rocky IV
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 20:58:07
- Maybe WWIII will mean the season is cancelled?
Posted By: Dave in France, Mar 2, 20:57:28
- even the linesmen know we are shit
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 20:57:27
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Sigh. Big old sigh. Football is shit intut?
Posted By: Under soil heating, Mar 2, 20:56:35
2
Where is Kabak?
Posted By: delia_s, Mar 2, 20:56:11
2
I said it was a waste of time and energy
Posted By: paulg, Mar 2, 20:55:51
- That is an absurd finish
Posted By: trafford_canary, Mar 2, 20:55:41
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Farke in!
Posted By: Dave in France, Mar 2, 20:54:42
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Turning off, can’t watch this shite.
Posted By: thirsty work, Mar 2, 20:54:33
4
Not marking any players on the edge of the box at set plays. Again. This is schoolboy sh*t
Posted By: Jim, Mar 2, 20:54:33
- He’s the new fucking Suarez isn’t he.
Posted By: um_gah, Mar 2, 20:54:21
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What happened to the 433/442 formation/system that beat Watford
Posted By: ParrotPuncher, Mar 2, 20:53:55
- this is fun
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 20:53:50
- This is going to be a 4 niller
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 2, 20:53:44
- Ffs
Posted By: SimonOTBC, Mar 2, 20:53:35
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Zimbo done ok considering he’s been out for so long
Posted By: loz, Mar 2, 20:52:30
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Ok let’s try this : We look shit and never likely to score.
Posted By: paddonwasjesus, Mar 2, 20:51:03
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Is the crowd asleep or did ITV forget to pack the microphones?
Posted By: Ben, Mar 2, 20:50:47
- Pukki should have done the same 2 mins earlier and got their CB a yellow
Posted By: trafford_canary, Mar 2, 20:50:31
- ITV player is 5 mins slow
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 20:50:21
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PLM or Kenny
Posted By: DH Yellow, Mar 2, 20:50:13
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This 433 with pukki basically a lone striker is pretty bleak.
Posted By: stanleh, Mar 2, 20:48:43
- Same old same old
Posted By: Kev33, Mar 2, 20:48:20
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How do they get a 2 on 1 overlap so easily? Where was Placheta for that goal
Posted By: Jim, Mar 2, 20:47:20
- Curtis Jones. I know he's only playing against us but he looks a good player.
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 2, 20:46:44
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Still 0-0 on my itv
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 20:46:17
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It’s all so sad isn’t it?
Posted By: Biggles, Mar 2, 20:46:00
2
Sadly, that is abysmal defending. A gift.
Posted By: Under soil heating, Mar 2, 20:44:47
- No shit Sam. Knob
Posted By: DH Yellow, Mar 2, 20:44:42
- Shame, thought we were holding our own, Sarge on 2nd half boom!
Posted By: moritz, Mar 2, 20:44:24
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Mini me could score against us
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 20:44:01
- Oh well, football is so fucked anyway
Posted By: Charles21, Mar 2, 20:43:59
- 🙄 here we go.
Posted By: DH Yellow, Mar 2, 20:43:41
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Why can our defence ever mark the right players. Can’t let the striker get that cross so
Posted By: Jim, Mar 2, 20:43:17
- Game over
Posted By: thirsty work, Mar 2, 20:43:11
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Great marking
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:42:54
- Balls
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 2, 20:42:05
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We’re doing ok I think. Need to take our chances obviously
Posted By: paddonwasjesus, Mar 2, 20:41:42
- Lee Dixon obviously never seen a Zimbo diag before.
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 2, 20:41:08
- Dodgy ref
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 20:39:18
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Sam Byram cracking player. Gotta challenge Max for regular start.
Posted By: moritz, Mar 2, 20:35:39
- Watching the Chelsea empire crumbling and people like
Posted By: littletinyphil, Mar 2, 20:34:16
- Dirty from Jota
Posted By: 51eve, Mar 2, 20:32:12
- Oh Rupp
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:31:47
- Got to score those
Posted By: 51eve, Mar 2, 20:30:39
- There’s a fucking surprise
Posted By: Biggles, Mar 2, 20:30:37
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What a miss - shite these days
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:30:27
1
Liverpool number 17 seems good
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 2, 20:29:13
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Playing shit again
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:21:49
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Zimbo didn't
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 20:16:06
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ffs not Matterface
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 20:15:19
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Anyone got a stream? Ha! Prime Time TV. Come on boys. Smash ‘em
Posted By: paddonwasjesus, Mar 2, 20:14:26
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roy keane is box office
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 20:11:02
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Keane doesn't rate spurs
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 20:10:14
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Bomb at Kyiv station has wiped out half the city’s heating …
Posted By: loz, Mar 2, 19:54:25
- Jesus. That twat Liverpool fan looks about 15
Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 19:49:53
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Strong team. Liverpools looks weak. We’ve got a chance here ….
Posted By: paddonwasjesus, Mar 2, 19:42:18
- Normann starts
Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 19:39:58
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Liverpool w@ankathon didn't take long to get going...
Posted By: Vivid Data Shark, Mar 2, 19:37:29
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Guardian match blog saying we haven't reached QFs since 1992. sigh
Posted By: matt in london, Mar 2, 19:27:12
- Very weak Liverpool team
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 2, 19:19:00
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Team news in...
Posted By: DrDublin, Mar 2, 19:15:23
- Live on ITV
Posted By: KevinBond, Mar 2, 19:15:10
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Holy shit, how many today???????
Posted By: CB41, Mar 2, 18:43:27
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Chelsea...
Posted By: usacanary, Mar 2, 18:05:47
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Anyway, fuck geopolitics - it's MATCH DAY!!
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 17:43:44
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this is brilliant
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 17:41:45
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Interesting and moving read
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 17:10:42
1
The Battle of Techno House
Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 16:50:38
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Russian UN rep chatting utter shit 💩 right now
Posted By: NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 16:38:38
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Putin problem sorted. MI5 (or MI6) are sending in
Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 2, 16:06:52
- I wonder if there will be any air shows this summer
Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 16:00:48
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anyone been to bongo's bingo in norwich?
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 2, 15:59:45
3
So now we can recount Daniel in May, ready to demolish the Champs next season?
Posted By: Azteca, Mar 2, 15:51:56
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Are people finally starting to think about where the money has been coming from?
Posted By: Under soil heating, Mar 2, 15:22:36
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If you could only drink one drink for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
Posted By: NxNW, Mar 2, 15:03:48
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Quite a few military planes flying around Cambridgeshire at the moment.
Posted By: Razor, Mar 2, 14:44:57
- Speaking of loans and Russia, this was probably not the best timing ever
Posted By: Legacy Fan, Mar 2, 14:42:27
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Farke releases a statement
Posted By: norwaay, Mar 2, 14:12:16
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I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet? But whats happening about
Posted By: Razor, Mar 2, 13:57:09
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What on earth will Putin do with/in Ukraine
Posted By: paulg, Mar 2, 13:32:35
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Farke gone from Krasnodar
Posted By: armelien, Mar 2, 12:48:24
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Nukes
Posted By: munter, Mar 2, 12:28:59
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Fugitive arrested
Posted By: jamesward, Mar 2, 10:50:31
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Realistically, how long can NATO sit back and watch before intervening?
Posted By: tudders, Mar 2, 10:30:44
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Mykolenko not holding back
Posted By: jamesward, Mar 2, 09:50:47
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Oh the Emi/Pukki combo for the third goal
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 2, 08:38:30
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Has the politics ban been lifted?
Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Mar 2, 07:58:24
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PM SCC
Posted By: paulg, Mar 2, 07:38:38
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Btw, well done ‘Boro. At least we know they won’t turn up if they get to Wimbly.
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 07:37:47
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Given Saturday's game
Posted By: paulg, Mar 2, 07:37:26
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BoilerJuice daily update:
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 07:34:12
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imagine if trump was still in power
Posted By: lord_luck, Mar 2, 07:13:55
- imagine if trump wa still in power
Posted By: lord_luck, Mar 2, 07:13:10
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Well I’m going! Setting off at 10, picking up APjnr en croute and having a night in
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 06:50:45
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it's still not acceptable
Posted By: lord_luck, Mar 2, 06:36:39
- to calm a friend who's son is in germany in forces
Posted By: lord_luck, Mar 2, 04:33:44
- lord luck's bugger off 11
Posted By: lord_luck, Mar 2, 02:07:01
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4 (with spoiler)
Posted By: NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 00:10:37
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