Messages For 1st April 2017

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  MONKMAN!
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, Apr 1, 23:26:25
• Shutthefuckinggate - I ask you, wtf is it???
  Posted By: CB41, Apr 1, 23:15:41
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  Scouse Derby is a bit tasty
  Posted By: Gob on a Stick, Apr 1, 23:01:34
• 9
  Worst season supporting Norwich?
  Posted By: DH Yellow, Apr 1, 22:35:50
• Message to Delia and the board
  Posted By: derbyshire canary, Apr 1, 22:22:43
• 2
  Cheese Toastie porn?
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 22:21:33
• 2
  Any Norwich fans the on Eastons coach today ...
  Posted By: Coventry Yellow, Apr 1, 21:29:49
• 4
  India 🇮🇳. Cows, sun, warm sea, sand flies, curry, people, hot as fuck.
  Posted By: tudders, Apr 1, 21:27:27
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  Erm
  Posted By: pants, Apr 1, 21:23:49
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  Anyone able to check on Chez AC while I'm away?
  Posted By: avenging canary, Apr 1, 21:19:09
• What makes me so frustrated is that
  Posted By: canary_wharf, Apr 1, 21:16:05
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  Proth - please read
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 21:09:06
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  What day was Rome tips day? Cheers
  Posted By: shortfatb, Apr 1, 21:00:19
• 8
  Proth is gone
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 20:59:22
• Silly question... but I thought Big Al might try something different...
  Posted By: NorfolkSteve, Apr 1, 20:55:57
• 9
  Any comment on new appointments?
  Posted By: avenging canary, Apr 1, 20:42:01
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  Just back from Villa.
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 1, 20:38:13
• April Fool .. for the love of God!
  Posted By: Gob on a Stick, Apr 1, 20:36:48
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  Proth
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 20:28:02
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  Jo Konta take a bow....
  Posted By: Mark Barham, Apr 1, 20:18:08
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  PM Usa canary
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 19:59:00
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  PM Avenging Canary
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 19:57:24
• 10
  Only caught a bit of the match on the radio
  Posted By: Gob on a Stick, Apr 1, 19:48:13
• 2
  We need a Trevor Hockey and a Colin Suggett
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 19:44:31
• 12
  Im sailing off the coast of Cuba....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 1, 19:37:06
• 1
  Arter's pen
  Posted By: pants, Apr 1, 19:06:59
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  I don't think anyone could sort this squad into a decent team
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 1, 18:29:58
• Just as well we had a good start to the season
  Posted By: kye, Apr 1, 18:29:45
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  Just seen Norwich were playing Villa today
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 1, 18:28:06
• 4
  I didn't even realise we are in the championship.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 18:16:15
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  Drew
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 1, 17:55:34
• Trollage
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 1, 17:54:46
• I reckon we need a hard arse like Japp Stamp!
  Posted By: Thegelman, Apr 1, 17:53:50
• Rum ol boy on CC thinks Andreu is a youngster
  Posted By: inutero, Apr 1, 17:53:48
• Ah well in July I will have a few days on the Eden..sod football
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 17:47:58
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  Peter alert 🚨
  Posted By: Bungle, Apr 1, 17:44:03
• 7
  'Highlights', that 2nd ghoul is pathetic....
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 1, 17:41:48
• Look on the brightside, it was only 2...six weeks ago we would have collapsed lols
  Posted By: oh huckerby, Apr 1, 17:37:40
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  Enduring a carriage full of Brighton fans now!!
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 17:31:38
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  Only just checked score, had better things to do....clearly 😏
  Posted By: ghost of hucks, Apr 1, 17:24:34
• How do you know a keeper is "dordgy" if you "int even troid im once"?
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 17:22:55
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  Phil Daley making a much better job of canary call than Rob Butler
  Posted By: Clean Shirt, Apr 1, 17:21:04
• 1
  Fleetwood lost
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 17:20:04
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  lols what did he just say?
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 1, 17:11:55
• 2
  Least Irvine won't get it know
  Posted By: loz, Apr 1, 17:10:19
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  New management team has to be installed ASAP to assess this current crop of shite.......
  Posted By: Kirrie, Apr 1, 17:06:35
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  I would love to say I don't give a fuck ..but I do
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 17:06:02
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  Hurrah the hope is dead
  Posted By: CauldRon, Apr 1, 17:02:23
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  Late winner for Burton.Uddersf will take it out on us even more.
  Posted By: CROYDONCANARY, Apr 1, 17:00:18
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  Preston above us. Foolham in top 6!!!
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:58:34
• TEN MINUTES MYSTERY TIME at the Bridge, only 7 signalled. Corruption.com
  Posted By: pants, Apr 1, 16:57:55
• At least Irvine won't get the job now.
  Posted By: bird table, Apr 1, 16:54:43
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  CHEESE TOASTIE
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:54:41
• 1
  Won't be surprised if Uddersfield tear us a new one on Wed!
  Posted By: Kirrie, Apr 1, 16:54:22
• 2
  Irvine has had absolutely no impact whatsoever
  Posted By: Mackem Canary, Apr 1, 16:53:35
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  Today sums up our season.
  Posted By: trevor hockeys beard, Apr 1, 16:51:52
• 2
  70% possession, 14 shots, 10 corners... lose 2-0
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:50:06
• 1
  Well that's that ! Now we can focus on next season, get rid of this defense
  Posted By: John in Texas, Apr 1, 16:48:27
• 1
  Just fucking get in a defensive coach already!!! Fucking clueless
  Posted By: Drinklebells, Apr 1, 16:48:16
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  Clubsajoke
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 1, 16:48:05
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  Villa PumpGhoul
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 1, 16:47:17
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  Norwich are fuck!
  Posted By: Drinklebells, Apr 1, 16:44:15
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  Big Sam the saviour
  Posted By: pants, Apr 1, 16:43:46
• Going out with a whimper - ffs
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:42:44
• 3
  Can't remember a season we've had so many sending offs
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 1, 16:41:26
• Tick Tock...Thats it then roll on next season
  Posted By: kye, Apr 1, 16:40:49
• Bloody hell
  Posted By: John in Texas, Apr 1, 16:40:43
• jesus christ
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 1, 16:39:46
• 7
  Seems a good decision....
  Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 16:39:39
• 2
  Strive vehemently Norwich!
  Posted By: bird table, Apr 1, 16:39:00
• 3
  What formation are we now?
  Posted By: matgore, Apr 1, 16:38:28
• Missed chances - groan
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:37:35
• We've gone into default innocuous Norwich mode. Mostly harmless.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 1, 16:34:27
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  Nelson will bag an equaliser
  Posted By: loz, Apr 1, 16:32:52
• Been at Madame Tusauds today - good call...
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 16:31:36
• 2
  Canos goal for Brentford
  Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 1, 16:22:35
• 3
  An average of 2 goals per game conceded away from home
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 1, 15:52:55
• 7
  No wes no win
  Posted By: matgore, Apr 1, 15:52:48
• 4
  Ah well same old pattern
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 15:36:09
• 1
  Sounded really clumpy again.
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:29:33
• Todger... *titter*
  Posted By: Pixelman, Apr 1, 15:27:39
• Ballix
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 15:26:39
• Fucks sakes
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:26:07
• Very good Ndidi
  Posted By: pants, Apr 1, 15:25:48
• Chelolsea
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 1, 15:18:39
• 3
  Betting stopped on sky bet for new manager
  Posted By: Hulk Rules, Apr 1, 15:10:52
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  Looking at the bench today....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 1, 14:56:46
• Pump it UP!
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:52:25
• 3
  Thanks for the aftershave answers, can I suggest an Aftershave XI?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 1, 14:47:55
• 2
  If you drink aftershave does it make your farts smell nice?
  Posted By: Old Man, Apr 1, 14:46:03
• 5
  Barnsley injury time equaliser!
  Posted By: ingi, Apr 1, 14:26:30
• 8
  Will there be any radio dubs today
  Posted By: city_lad, Apr 1, 14:22:47
• 2
  Im near Tottinghams White Heart Lane. Wonderd if
  Posted By: CB41, Apr 1, 14:02:48
• 4
  Maddison on the bench.
  Posted By: Darren Eadie, Apr 1, 14:02:01
• 3
  Half and Half scarves at a derby, WTF?
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 14:01:03
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  It's already Sunday here in Auckland....I got through Saturday and we didn't lose.
  Posted By: CROYDONCANARY, Apr 1, 13:59:24
• He proper connected with his knee then. Not Williams best day this
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 1, 13:51:47
• Shit
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 13:45:35
• Nice goal
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 1, 13:02:08
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  That was a terrific finish.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 1, 13:01:54
• 1
  On route to Villa.Three points today please Norwich OTBC
  Posted By: Coventry Yellow, Apr 1, 12:54:17
• 3
  On the a aftershave theme,at what age did you realise you don't put aftershave on after sh
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 12:38:45
• 6
  John Torrode is Harry Redknapp
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 12:25:55
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  Looks like Moeen All is going to Warks;they're going to be strong this year.
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 11:07:31
• 2
  Any chance that Webber will be at the game today?
  Posted By: Adster, Apr 1, 10:57:15
• François and The Atlas Mountains.
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 1, 10:43:04
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  It has got to the point
  Posted By: avenging canary, Apr 1, 09:55:35
• 9
  good god I'm tired. #yawn
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 09:18:15
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  Other than the typical Brut, Old Spice, Denim, etc what was the first expensive
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 1, 09:10:08
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  I think we'll win today
  Posted By: Drinklebells, Apr 1, 08:39:59
• 6
  Who's this Dumpling - I see he gave a few a pasting yesterday
  Posted By: Shut the gate, Apr 1, 08:12:18
• 1
  Oh dear Don...
  Posted By: avenging canary, Apr 1, 07:58:33
• 3
  Official Fake News Day
  Posted By: Gob on a Stick, Apr 1, 07:47:36
• 1
  Pinch and a punch for the 1st of the month and no returns
  Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 00:33:24
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  76 bus rush
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 1, 00:00:29

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