Flew one in 'nam in 1973. Me and 'Flappy' Patterson were seconded to the Yanks, helping to

maintain a fleet of Bell UH-1F Iroquois - mainly to do with some of the switches - just outside Quang Nam-Da Nang.

One night we got called up for a black op over Hoa Luu - me and Flappy were so t**tulated off our conkerbonces on a heady mix of Mary Jane and whippets that he fell out, right over the side over Xom Khe Lo.

A man who used to be a miner in the 70's found him in 1987 living in a satchel with a burnt effigy, just outside Xom Dong Com. He was wearing a small shirt and was surrounded by 567 bits of crackling.

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 13th 2009 at 12:12:48

Message Thread

Roeder In (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 11:42:23
- ...the shit if we lose tonight!" Do i win ?5? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 11:43:41
- Are you going tonight loj? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 11:43:27
  - Yes I am it will be like old times 13/14k there are you going? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 11:47:05
    - Yep - are you Kingsing for a pint? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 11:51:09
      - I am! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 13, 12:17:40
        
        I know - do you need a lift? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:21:47
        
        Garry, you look great, the world's your oyster! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 13:11:54
        
        You've just given me one. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 13, 12:24:49
        
        You're great! Go for it! The world is your oyster. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:25:35
        
        should have read this (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 13:13:02
        
        Thanks for the boost. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 13, 12:27:52
      - is sibierski playing tonight mbk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:02:13
        
        Flew one in 'nam in 1973. Me and 'Flappy' Patterson were seconded to the Yanks, helping to (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:12:48
        
        kudos (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:14:17
        
        It's getting more difficult, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with a name (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:18:32
        
        should print them all (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:17:10
        
        That would be a tad too playersentimentalist for me (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:19:32
        
        you can write a nasty note to accompany them (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:30:48
        
        Agree (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 13, 12:23:31
        
        i'm loving thwe (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:21:38
        
        try aain! i'm loving the sib vietnam quips - really going to miss them when the useless (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:22:10
        
        Hate to break this to you, Chelts: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 13, 12:25:18
        
        Ran his socks off satday too (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:29:14
        
        i know....only want him here for mbk's posts, otherwise sibs can fuck off back (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:28:58
        
        I wish I'd kept a record now, Pantsbot is quite limited and I can't be arsed to troll (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:23:53
        
        I'll find em when I'm bored (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:29:45
        
        Nice one, I want them all mind - every single one, right from the very first one which was (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:31:29
        
        On the basis of searching "flew" in your post history, this is all of them (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:45:22
        
        How do you do that? Post history search? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:50:39
        
        At a guess he viewed all of your posts and just ctrl+F'd "flew" (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 13, 12:57:19
        
        When is a door not a door? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:58:33
        
        When it's shut. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 13, 13:02:03
        
        haha (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 13:03:39
        
        Clicked onyour name, then says malkys posts (NCFC) - pants, Jan 13, 12:56:25
        
        I guessed correct. (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 13, 12:58:37
        
        ... (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:34:13
        
        they're not pointless, they're a "religion". (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:25:30
      - Oh yes although I may be there a bit later than normal as I am a bit busy (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 11:54:07
    - only LOYAL fans going tonight!!!!!! (ie, me!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 11:49:03
      - I feel a bit odd (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 13, 11:57:02
        
        do you think you'll succumb at about 18:45? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 11:59:43
        
        Have nearly wavered a few times (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 13, 12:01:41
        
        Bristol v Portsmuff on Setanta (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 12:08:34
        
        rather support......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:24:32
        
        yes, but... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 12:29:58
        
        no... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:32:00
        
        whereas all the scots blue scum supporters are angels? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 12:47:30
        
        nope....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:50:49
        
        i've never heard Celtic fans described as either down-trodden or bullied (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 13:05:46
        
        or in the interest of balance...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 13:22:55
        
        and yet its council refers to itself as The City of Derry council (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 13:27:35
        
        that may well be........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 13:40:54
        
        democratically elected councillers? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 13:48:47
        
        but you are right on one thing.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:33:00
        
        winners play Histon (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:10:20
        
        do it for the pub alone, you know is makes sense! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:02:40
        
        part timer, call yourself a fan??!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 11:58:54
        
        I am part-time (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 13, 12:03:06
        
        yebbut going away is far more fun...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:04:08
        
        I know I'm going to sound like grandma (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:09:55
        
        Yes, but Cole would want a (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 13, 12:38:23
        
        I liked this bit "going out for supper afterwards". We always do that after away games too (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:21:02
        
        if you have a jolly good supper (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:28:16
        
        8 pints of stella makes the world seem a better place too... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:30:08
        
        we justy got pissed and had a fight in a que in some northern kebab shop. "Supper!", pah! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:27:24
        
        the excitement of going tonight has played hivoc with your tipping (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 13, 12:31:20
        
        nah... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 13, 12:37:17

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