you seen this?

Pretentious? Moi? David Nielsen, a player with Norway's Stromsgodset club, attempted to maim teammate Allan Gaarde, a Dane, because he was "pretentious."

Nielsen, who was axed by the team after the incident, said Gaarde, who played briefly for Udinese in Italy's Serie A, used to "talk loudly about wine in Italian," which he found irritating.

"I told him: 'The next time you speak Italian, I will break you in half. You're not f---ing Italian - you spent eight months there.' So when he did it again, I decided to break his f---ing legs like sticks. I jumped at him and bang! Jackpot. Felt good."

absolute legend and the sort of thing i could see myself wanting to do

Posted By: SCC 28 on January 8th 2009 at 20:17:34

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Those pesky critics (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 8, 20:08:45
- Unfair to lump Marc Libbra in with all those no-hopers, IMO. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:09:47
  - Unfair to lump Strihavka in too (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 8, 20:18:14
    - nice photo (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 20:18:40
  - frustrating (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 20:11:54
    - Completely agree. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:12:47
      - I'll never forget Megson taking de Waard on loan on the strength (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:15:12
        
        Wasn't it Derveld? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:16:27
        
        Could be. They all blur into one. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:17:49
      - That was when we played 4-3-3 (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 20:13:57
        
        the coloured fella? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:14:28
        
        racist - i always knew (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 20:16:58
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:18:33
      - he was a bit like neilson imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:13:21
        
        The actor on Coronation Street? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 8, 20:16:06
        
        I liked Nielsen too. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:14:30
        
        you seen this? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:17:34
        
        I have, yeah. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:18:47
        
        So is the c**t persona all an act? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:20:31
        
        Yeah - he's dead quiet in Real Life. Doesn't sing at the games or anything. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:23:16
        
        Does he wear a pink polo shirt in the Barclay? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:25:12
        
        No, that's PK. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:26:00
        
        Away fans love him. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:27:17
        
        i would never wear pink (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:25:32
        
        Isn't it sposed to be cool? (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:27:52
        
        very chavvy (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:28:20
        
        I'm way too old to be chavvy (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:34:09
        
        you could never be too old (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:35:46
        
        For sure (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 20:38:03
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:39:02
        
        that's a fair summing up imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:24:19
        
        i've done some wacky stuff (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:19:27
        
        but i'm still usually a placid fellow (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:22:24
        
        That is refreshingly English as opposed to the chavvy baseball bat (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:21:21
        
        aww thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:21:37
        
        I won't believe it until I see it on YouTube? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 8, 20:20:51
        
        youtube wasn't around back then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:21:10
        
        I liked Papa Diope - so clueless he hadn't a scooby what (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 8, 20:17:10

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